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URINE-STAINED JIZZ-TRUMPET
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BURPING POO-FLAP
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I DO NOT HAVE A NAME FOR HIM BUT I DO KNOW I WOULDN'T BUY A USED CAR FROM HIM. NO WAY.
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There is very little to beat the good old (well new really) English term -- COCKWOMBLE. Shakespeare described the mango moron precisely in 'All's well that ends well' “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” or in 'The taming of the Shrew' "Away you three inch fool" -------- although Stormy would appear to have suggested this might be an exaggeration. From Henry IV " His wits as thick as Tewkesbury mustard" again from Henry IV (part 2) “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?” and again “Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!” and again “Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!” yet again “You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!” From Troilus and Cressida “Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows “ If you want to include Melanoma From 'All's well that ends well' “This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.” From that list I do rather like puke-stocking, tallow-catch, caddis-garter and bull's pizzle.
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"Gut wrenching Screw-driver" a "Pork you Pine" ...... "Presidential Excrement" "Poisonous" "Feckless Reckless" "Captain Crunch Grinch".. A cereal killer A "Pig's Pig" A cockroach..crawling up an Elephant's leg with R*pe in mind. "Captain Crook" in NeverNeverLand The "Lyin King" A "Scar" on America. "Male..Maleficent!" 'Yada Yada Yoda" The Indomitable "Snow"man
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Pestilence Pustulence The "Head" of the head givers union The 12 inch dick..The Supreme ruler. That six inches short of a full deck A Man's manchild A person who thinks World Peace is....Melania
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Absolutely! We all yearn to live in the US! Your health care is much superior to ours and you don't have the racial/ethnic divisions we suffer from. God bless America - the hope of the free world.
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Absolutely! We all yearn to live in the US! Your health care is much superior to ours and you don't have the racial/ethnic divisions we suffer from. God bless America - the hope of the free world.
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If I was to be alliterative I would go for FLATULENT FINAGLING FARTWRANGLER - because he is a con man, all wind and water as we say in Yorkshire.
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In England the word FART is considered just another four letter word and is not used by respectable citizens, so they use the term TRUMP to describe the passing of gas. So now if we accept the fact that Trump uses hair dye and makeup to hide his age, we can say that he is OLD and also a FART. So I think the best name for him is OLD FART!
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'Do ya think I'm sexy' Icky Icarus
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