1233 posts 4/17/2024 9:35 am
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My First Visit To A Crocodile Farm
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12251 posts 4/17/2024 9:38 am |
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When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;
- Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.
Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.
With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;
- We have a brave winner.
After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
- I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled ...
Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him." 
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12251 posts 4/17/2024 9:40 am |
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When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;
- Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 m*ll*on d*llars.
Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.
With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;
- We have a brave winner.
After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
- I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled ...
Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."
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13331 posts 4/17/2024 9:53 am |
The wife wouldn't be smiling when she was pushed in next, would she?
It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.
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12251 posts 4/17/2024 9:58 am |
Quoting Hawkslayer:
The wife wouldn't be smiling when she was pushed in next, would she?
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 If there was camera surveillance in the premises, she could've been arrested for attempting to harm her husband
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17393 posts 4/17/2024 1:22 pm |
Of course there is!  Sometimes, people do just need a little push.
Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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12251 posts 4/17/2024 1:59 pm |
Quoting MrsJoe:
Of course there is! Sometimes, people do just need a little push.
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I usually don't share jokes but I thought it was funny!
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1264 posts 4/18/2024 1:05 am |
We all need a little push now and then, not in with the crocodiles though. 
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12251 posts 4/18/2024 6:02 am |
Quoting maudie1957:
We all need a little push now and then, not in with the crocodiles though.
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7093 posts 4/18/2024 8:22 am |
I HOPE THEY HAD A MARRIAGE CONTRACT STIPULATING THE WIFE WOULD GET ZILCH IN CASE OF DIVORCE.
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12251 posts 4/18/2024 9:24 am |
Quoting Archer62:
I HOPE THEY HAD A MARRIAGE CONTRACT STIPULATING THE WIFE WOULD GET ZILCH IN CASE OF DIVORCE.
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Good point. 
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