Blog : DEAD RAT

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5/23/2021 11:43 am

DEAD RAT

LAST EVENING I DECIDED WARSH SOME COTHES

IN GOOES THE CLOTHES MY WORK CLOTHES MOSTLY.

SINCE IT WAS LAST I FORGOT TO DRY THEM

SO THIS MORNING I OPENED DRYER.

WHAT DOES MY BEACONING EYE SEE.

SEEMS A RAT HAD SET UP LIVING ARRANGEMENT IN A POCKET OF ONE OF MY WORK SWEAT SHIRT.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE WAS BEYOND CALLING 9

FOR MY SHERLOCK HOLMES ASSESSMENT. IT APPEARS HE OR NOW IN WOKE SOCIETY IT SURVIVE THE WASHING. RAT WAS RATHER CLEAN, EVER BEHIND ITS EARS.

I THINK THE SPIN CYCLE GOT HIM. BOTH EYES WUS IN ONE SOCKET

AFTER PICKING ALL ITS REMAINS OFF THE WALLS. I RE-WASHED.

DAM JUST MY LUCK. I FOUND A FEET IN THE SHIRT POCKET OF A SPORTS SHIRT.

DAM. MAYBE SHOULD JUST GO THRU EACH PIECE BY PIECE. NO PUN

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cajunjoe 80M

5/23/2021 11:44 am

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Abelle2 83F

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5/23/2021 5:48 pm

I want you to know, I am going to bed soon and I hope I don't have crazy dreams about this..........

cajunjoe 80M

5/23/2021 6:07 pm

Abelle2

hahaha ah miss abelle am sorry i hope not. by now u know my humor is tainted. I thought of this morning unloading the washer.

please tell Mr Alfie all my blessings for a great week ahead for u both

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cayman07 79F

5/24/2021 9:07 pm

Lucky you ! My cats bring in snakes to the guest house. I just sweep them into a dust pan and take outside. Just waiting for them to bring in the big rattler ! Then, hopefully, someone will post my obit !

cajunjoe 80M

5/24/2021 11:35 pm

cayman07

NILE I DOUBT CAT WILL GET TO CARRY IT FAR. UNLESS THE CAT INJURES IT. THE FANG WILL KILL IT. U R IN THE AREA WHERE THE WESTERN SIDEWINDER ROAMS. VERY DEADLY AND MEAN

OOPS NILE THAT SHOULD BE WESTERN DIAMONDBACK, IT AN EASTERN DIAMONDBACKS ARE VERY DEADLY THE SIDEWINDER IS LESS TOXIC VENOM

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