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TxJW029 81M
19 posts
10/25/2022 10:53 pm
Latest Project.


Huge dead oak tree stump removal.
That thing is chain saw resistant. LOL
3 hours and I hardly made a dent in it.
It is like trying to saw through a rock.
There has to be a way but this one will take something special. LOL
I may go through 15 hamburgers and a case of DrPepper to eradicate this one.
I must get it done before Saturday because TCU will be playing. LOL

I will check back in here pre game.

TxJW029 81M

10/25/2022 10:59 pm

Don't run anyone away from the site before I get back. LOL
There is not many left to keep the place going.
Party On!


TxJW029 81M

10/25/2022 11:14 pm

I would take a picture of that stump and post it but it might give away the man cave location.
It is an attractive stump with suttle shades of gray and brown with a background of dead grass. LMAOFF!


Rocketship 80F
18567 posts
10/26/2022 2:06 am

Oak is a very hard wood!!

Good luck with that.... and stay safe~~~


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/26/2022 7:06 am

You must dig it out and cut the roots..

The only thing to fear is fear itself and "petrified" "wood"

I would suggest that before you start digging to gather up a bunch of "Ho's"
And tell them your "root" ain't dead yet and let them go for it. Once it "goes down". Don't think about how you are going to slice it.. think about how many tables you can makes from it.

Which ironically can be a way of solving Texas political problems.. Gather up a bunch of Ho's...Did deep and cut out the roots.

You can rent a bull dozer....but then again, you have been dozing on the bull for a long time.

Also no reason to do it alone......form a new Politcal Party group......call it the "Tree Party" LOL

Party on.!


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
10/26/2022 9:59 am

That Oak stump is a treasure for those who do wood turning......If you advertise, you may get some interest in helping you with your project....good luck.


Nileyears 71F
4208 posts
10/26/2022 10:42 am

My Mom had that same problem once upon a time. Roots were so deep that cutting it out wasn't going to solve the problem. They ended up burning it out to remove the stump just below the surface. That actually took a few days.

Not advisable with dry grass, but you could wait for a good rain and a day without high winds.

There is always a solution.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/26/2022 10:47 am

If can't find any Ho's.. I got a great dig deep '"come on" line..
maybe you should advetrise on Farmer's.com
I got the "wood" if you got the time!

think of all the "dolls" you could "make" from your "wood"..

That is if it's really a mighty oak.. and not just ball-sa wood.
Be careful and hope it's not a weeping widow.

Tell them you use to be a frog.. but turned into a prince..
But now want to turn back into a frog.
tell them you use to believe if you can't lick em.... join em..
but now that you can't join em.. You lick em
tell them you are tired of riding your Caterpillar alone.. and would rather someone eat it than ride it.
Tell them you are on-her-able.. if they of they offer their honor.... you will onher and offher
tell them you have inheritance money.

Oh shit .. I mosey'd into SFF instead of Adult Friend Finders
I am so old I don't where I am "coming" or goin.

I forget to tell ya Beto girls "put out" and give you the "sign"
but not if you are a wheelchair cowboys

Okay I have had all the fun i can take for one day....time for my "nooner" nap.


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StarCandy1 69F
1796 posts
10/26/2022 12:13 pm

Stay safe ! Don't over due it. U don't want to be watching TCU from a hospital room ! HUGS and prayers


maudie1957 74F
1262 posts
10/26/2022 2:34 pm

Good luck with that mighty oak.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/26/2022 8:25 pm

I am a happy Trump Maga
On honeymoon in Niagra
I have been told
I really too old
So I brought a lot of viagra

But then I got terrified
When I found my wood petrified
I frown and scoffed
that I couldn't get off
but she just smiled satisfied

LOL..I just woke up from my Nap


lilium6 74F
4498 posts
10/27/2022 1:27 am

I wonder if yellow ribbons once graced the now dead oak tree ~

I like Sparkle's woodturning suggestion - wood grain can be so beautiful


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/27/2022 6:15 am

I heard Texas is voting on a new abortion law.. Due to genetic advancements. all fetus must have the test..
The two exceptions for an abortion...That the new genetic test can reveal
a confusing gender profile, and a Liberal identity.. are to be exceptions.
When asked what the reason was...
"We believe God can make mistakes and it's our job to fix it."


Shartaun03 81F
6196 posts
10/29/2022 10:25 am

Love the satire about tree taking down attempts. Maybe you should just invite a bunch of people over and have a tree removal bee.


Shartaun03 81F
6196 posts
10/31/2022 1:07 am

    Quoting lilium6:
    I wonder if yellow ribbons once graced the now dead oak tree ~

    I like Sparkle's woodturning suggestion - wood grain can be so beautiful

Ha ha Lilium....you are too funny!