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Sure glad I got me a helmeted one so I can fully understand all dose uncut totally serious Norwegian conversations. you the best Dan....
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The Norwegians I know speak excellent English, but, of course, they are not in Minnesota.
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ROFL...... Are you sure it is PC to have Norwegian jokes? Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Been on the go the last couple of days and missed these. They were worth finding them! 
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...' Some old men can still think fast Abracadabra 
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