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A teacher said to her class, "Let's review some American history..." "...Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he answered. "Very good! Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'" Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said: 'Ask not country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'" Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961." The teacher snapped at her class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Japs." "Who said that? I want to know right now," she angrily demanded. Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared around and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Little Akio says: "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister Miyazawa, 1992." Now furious, the same student yelled, "S*ck this!" Little Akio jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher: "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Damn, we're screwed." Little Akio said quietly, "Chuck Schumer when Trump got elected, 2016." Abracadabra
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ROFL...... and at Star's joke too. Your joke reminded me of a member who was in the magazine area years ago who claimed to be an attorney. He sure didn't like lawyer jokes. Star probably remembers him too, but I can't think of his handle. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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YOU NEED PRIESTS AND LAWYERS IN HEAVEN? HOW AWFUL.
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I remember nurse from hell, but the other name doesn't sound right. This was a guy who said he was from Texas, I think. Yes, I still think, but the memory is slow. LOL Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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I love it!!! I will be chuckling each time I remember it today.....I am laughing still just writing this comment.  
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Good point. Elaine Shuel
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