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earthytaurus3 80
17143 posts
7/31/2020 7:41 pm
Every now and again, I find this necessary ....


A prayer to get me through the day.

Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right!

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty or self-indulgent, which makes me very proud.

I have not whined, complained to anyone, cursed at or chastised anyone.

However, Lord, I will be getting out of bed soon, and I am going to need all the help I can get?

AMEN


earthytaurus3 80
42345 posts
7/31/2020 7:42 pm

And THAT'S the way it is! LOL


sewg1001 78
812 posts
7/31/2020 10:56 pm



Man now joins clubs for the same reason he once carried them!


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:06 am:
The first time I saw this prayer, it was posted on the exterior of a co-worker's cubie ... as a warning. LOL I stole it because it made me laugh out loud.

deborahsu2 80
3460 posts
7/31/2020 11:25 pm

ET.....there are days that I really understand the feeling. lol


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:08 am:
I use it frequently these days. LOL

guest_15 77
168 posts
7/31/2020 11:58 pm

SO FAR TODAY

I have not gossiped
To any listening ears
Or again lost my temper
Thus creating more new fears

Or have I wined or complained
Nor gotten into the hard booze
Been greedy or quite grumpy
In some fowl negative mood

Cursed nor chastised anyone
For my friend is Mike Lindell
So since I received My Pillow
Nights are no longer a living hell

I don't even have to count
Any fence jumping sheep
As wonderful new dreams
Always consume my sleep

Then that dam alarm clock
Breaks this magical spell
Announcing yet another day
Of enduring a pure living hell

For living all around me
Are supporters of trump
My pipes rattle, the toilet overflows
My coffee giving me goose bumps

My back is sore, the mailman deplored
The screaming brats fighting up stairs
Oh how I cant really wait
For it to finally get real late


SO I CAN SAY MY BEDTIME PRAYERS!


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:12 am:
I don't have a Mike Lindell pillow, but I DO have a 3-inch memory foam topper on my mattress. Going to bed at NIGHT is heavenly. It's the mornings that create a challenge for me. LOL

Maudie1 70
5345 posts
8/1/2020 1:27 am


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:13 am:
You know the feelin'?? Maybe we all do these days. You can use my prayer if you so desire. LOL

Rocketship 76
15977 posts
8/1/2020 5:18 am


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:14 am:
Glad the 'funny girl' got a good chuckle out of this.

Archer62 79
4914 posts
8/1/2020 6:35 am

SOUNDS PRETTY MUCH LIKE ME EXCEPT I HAVE BEEN UP FOR HOURS. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE HARDLY SPOKEN TO ANYOINE SO FAR.


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 8:28 am:
That may be the way to go! Just don't speak to anyone. LOL

Hawkslayer 84
11674 posts
8/1/2020 6:56 am

To solve the problem, maybe you should stay in bed?

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:03 am:
ROFLMAO! Now ... why didn't I think of that?? Sometimes a difficult situation can be resolved quite simply, huh? LOL

frenchsalsa2 73
7765 posts
8/1/2020 2:28 pm

LOL ET so how did the rest of your day pan out? LOL


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 6:58 pm:
Hiya, Salsa!!! So good to see you here, my friend! Where have you been??

The rest of my day, you ask? Well, the minute my feet hit the floor I became my usual, rabid bitch. The Lord is not listening to me! LOL BUT, I do hear tell, he works in 'mysterious ways'. LOL I'm not yet quite sure of what he has in store for me.

earthytaurus3 replies on 8/1/2020 7:00 pm:
I might have missed my 'calling' .......

lilium5 70
2570 posts
8/1/2020 11:57 pm


earthytaurus3 replies on 8/2/2020 5:41 am: