Close Please enter your Username and Password

earthytaurus3 80F
17011 posts
9/16/2020 10:58 am
This is an oldie but goodie.

I resurrected this piece from a file that goes back as far as 20.


WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA$$IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

earthytaurus3 80F
42642 posts
9/16/2020 11:01 am

ROFLMAO!!! This one really tickled my fancy.

earthytaurus3 replies on 9/16/2020 3:43 pm:
2014, That is.

lilium5 70F
2670 posts
9/16/2020 2:13 pm

lol, so relatable!

CarolinaPanthera 59F

9/16/2020 2:53 pm

Lol. Good one.

Hawkslayer 85M
11725 posts
9/16/2020 5:11 pm

Funny one!!!

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.

Abelle2 79F
29677 posts
9/16/2020 5:11 pm


I laughed all the way from the first line and Alfie asked what I was laughing at. He is now making a comment too.............

sparkleflit 72F
6766 posts
9/16/2020 6:03 pm

Maudie1 70F
5427 posts
9/16/2020 9:34 pm

Shartaun03 77F
3383 posts
9/16/2020 11:44 pm

That is about the size of it....a good laugh for the day.

earthytaurus3 80F
42642 posts
9/17/2020 7:40 am

Glad you all enjoyed. I'm laughing all over again, myself. LOL

Misstauri 53F  
185 posts
9/17/2020 5:19 pm

almost painful...sometimes by the time I have a password, I can't remember what it is.

earthytaurus3 replies on 9/17/2020 6:26 pm:
I hear you! LOL

frenchsalsa2 73F
7773 posts
9/17/2020 7:45 pm

good one! LOL