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funomenal 72M
810 posts
5/30/2012 6:13 pm

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6/8/2012 5:35 pm

ITS AN OMG!!


A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,

"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition called Testicle disorder, where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh!, Well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman..

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."


the older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men


Bruja 67F
2266 posts
5/30/2012 8:02 pm

I can't stop laughing. Is this part of the new national health plan? LOL

Bruja

The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel; its poverty by how little. W. R. Inge


Robyn5 83F

5/31/2012 4:42 am

Yes, its OMG!!!! I suppose its something for you to look forward to, in your old age, hahaha.


dinty3 80M
3364 posts
5/31/2012 8:43 am

OMG