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flowers dont grow when they are watered with VODKA. LOL! But They sure are growing in Mr. Joe's Yard.  Earlier this week, when Delilah the Dynasty Died when I was on my way to work, the only one that I could think of to call was Mr. Joe. He was gracious enough to loan me his truck for a week. His new "Bride" was not a happy camper. She kept sending derogatory messages on FB. Gee what a fat AZZZZZZZ I have and hers is getting so much smaller AND when am I bringing the effffffing Truck back!!!!!! Oh Well!!!! Cry A River, Build A Bridge, Get Over It!!!!! When I knew that Mr. Joe and I were going to become History, I planted SunFlower Seeds all over his yard. So Thursday when I dropped the effffffffff Truck off at Mr. Joe's House - I observed an abundance of knee high plants growing around his house and in various area in his yard. In another Month, they will be EVEN TALLER with Yellow and Orange Flowering Blooms. So I put my famous quote on FB When Love turns into El Toro Doo Doo - Use It for Fertilizer to grow Sunflowers. Love will Bloom Again. quoted by Star The Blonde Ms. Joe's old b/f who is on FB replied with flowers dont grow when they are watered with VODKA. LOL! Life on Life's Terms and a Lucky Escape for both of us. The old b/f no longer has to moniter her alcoholism. His old girlfriend has a brand new enabler. - and I escaped from untrue love.  My New Car is named Monticello Blue and will take me to the back roads where True Love Resides.  Abracadabra  |
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6/6/2009 4:45 am |
LOL, when did you plant the seeds, at night? Didn't anyone see you planting? Oh my, think of all the bees those things attract!. When something wicked this way comes, run!
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6/6/2009 5:47 am |
I hope he appreciates his sunflowers Star!!! You know, you are so funny and you have left your mark with the new Bride!!!! Stay happy. 
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