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Super Bowl Adventure, Texting and a Two Point Five Mile Run  I am not a major league Football Fan but since I work with mostly guys and that's all they talk about, I take a mild interest in it. I don't like the Cowboys because they are from Texas where that Dufus Truckdriver comes from. I don't like the Ravens because they are from Maryland where that Vodka Guzzling Bimbo comes from. That is as good a motivation as any to know which teams NOT to cheer for. I decided to watch the game at a local Sports Bar. I was invited to join a table with four guys. Yeah Haw! Male Energy is always good. Eventually a Pretty Young Black Woman joined us and a young black man afterwards. So this year we have the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Greenbay Packers.. The Steelers usually win so I decided to cheer for them until my younger in West Virginia texted. "Got $20. on Greenbay Go Packer! Prosperity for my Youngest is an excellent reason to cheer for the Packers. I was Texting my Sister and Brother in Arkansas. "The game would be far more interesting if the Football players were playing in the Nude" I texted my sister. "Who Cares," my sister texts back. "Dang! My sister has Love in her life. I am languishing around in "No Man's Land!" I have to improvise with what is available. My Brother commented, "The Greenbay packers r the best this year next year 49er." I texted back "Agreed, we need more Westerners to win." "That Half Time Music really sucks,"My older in Georgia texted. "They really need to put Reba in there instead," I replied back. "My 'explicated deleted' is #$!!*!" my Navy Seal Buddy from Alexandria, Virginia Texts. "and your point is?????" I sent him a message back. Meanwhile the 30 year old black man asked me if I was married, could he have my number and invited me to a party. "Dar lin, You should be talking to that young lady over there." pointing out the gorgeous young black woman. "What would you do if you sobered up and wake up next to an old lady," I asked. "I'd kiss her," he responded. Greenbay won the game. The Steelers played well. It was a good game. "Are you waiting for a cab," the young man asked. "No, all I have been drinking is club soda, and I have my car." I pulled out my car keys, headed to the car and went home. The Next Morning, Freyja the Mutt and I ran Two Point Five Miles. We are getting better. Next Year's Super Bowl, I want a Sexy Senior Man to hit on me. Better Yet! I will Go to the Super Bowl WITH a Sexy Senior Man. Mrs. Joe who is my Spiritual Adviser says "Don't Run from the past, Run to the Future." By next year, I'll be running Marathons. Abracadabra  |
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