Blog : Fota Friday - "O" is for Opera Tickets, the Old F*rt Dance & Potential "Oh My's"

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9/30/2011 8:44 am

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Fota Friday - "O" is for Opera Tickets, the Old F*rt Dance & Potential "Oh My's"

This Tuesday I went to the "O"ld Fart Dance. I noticed that all my Dancing Partners are getting girlfriends. It's like Cupid is flying over my shoulder and anyone that I dance with gets the Arrow of L "O" V E!

I did meet a Gentleman in a Cowboy Hat who sings. "Hello you desvastatingly handsome man," I greeted him. I commented that I was heading to the car to get my glasses so I could determine if I had the winning raffle ticket.

"How do you know if I am handsome if you don't have your glasses" he asked. They are dollar store reading glasses but nevertheless I put them on, walked up to him and commented, "Yep, you look just like Charlie Daniels but you sing a whole lot better!"

Suddenly, he started whispering in my ear suggesting that we get together and do the wild thing. If I were looking for the Wild Thing the last place I would be looking for it is at the Old Fart Dance.

It's Alcohol Free, Close to Home and a Good Place to dance but it's been my experience that casual Whoopie in never satisfatory. No Man's Land is much better than keeping company with schmucks with just one thing on thier minds.

"I'll tell you what Darlin,"

"I've got tickets to the Opera"

"Would you like to go to the Opera?" I asked him.

"The OPERA!!! No Way, I only do Country! he replies.
"I might go to Nashville but NEVER the Opera!"

Nashville would be alright but what an uncultured dufus. He would not be very good at the wild thing anyway.

So.............I'll go to the Opera with a Girlfriend but Cupid and I are plotting when I get that old Redneck on the Dance Floor. The Arrow of Love is going pair him up with some old Gal who won't the difference.

Abracadabra

gentleben 83M

9/30/2011 11:17 am

--- What a great story and photo combination....thank you so much.

"Life isn't fair, but it beats whatever comes in second." -- Gentleben

spiritwoman45

9/30/2011 12:02 pm

Uh - Nashville does not have the market on dufuses. You should have heard the stories we shared at our SoCal lunch. Karin and I even encountered the same guy with slightly different versions of BS. The guys in our group were amazed and probably somewhat ashamed of these old F---s who give all men a bad name.

Spiritwoman ^i^

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