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My Date with the D.C. Cop A few years I prayed, Dear God, No More Stupid Relationship. Most of the time if a date is arranged, he does a "No Show No Call" I figure it's a lucky escape courtesy of my Higher Power. Miracles do exist. I have a Date today that ACTUALLY show Up!!!! I have been talking to this man for a few years. I took a trip to Washington D.C. close to where he lives and suggested that we meet for coffee. The man is absolutely delicious Hot Chocolate with Beautiful Qualities inside and out. I am not sure he know how to take me. I have an politically incorrect sense of humor. He is a retired D.C. Police Officer so he showed me where the cops hang out for breakfast. Secret Service, President Protectors, CIA, FBI, Ad Infintum. D.C. has lots of cops. I told him how my sister and I used to work at the local donut shop in Los Angeles County. We were cop groupies and compared notes on the various officers. We could blackmail the Gardena Police department. I also shared about some of my experiences when I worked in a near Hollywood California and my experiences with a crooked Los Angeles Cop. He talked about some of the murder cases that he worked on. I told him my fantasy was to compromise his virtue under the Liberty Bell. Pennsylvania is too far - he replied. So the other option is to go skinny dipping in the Reflection Pool. I suggested. He avoided the Reflection Pool and drove us the Police Memorial Site Guess what - They have a Reflection Pool. He overlooked that fact. There was a look of sheer terror on his face. I assured him that his virtue was safe. I NEVER go skinny dipping until the third date. I think Officer Hot Chocolate was taking me way too seriously. LOL!.  Abracadabra  |
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Poor guy, probably never knew what hit him! That sounds like a lot of fun. I chuckled reading it...
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I am afraid I scared this guy off. I have that effect on guys. Oh Well, the redhead mating call- NEXT!!!! Abracadabra
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