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Nancy Polosi and the Bad Azzzzzz Fairy I live in a senior apartment building, and there are a few of us who have been in and out of each other's apartments. We don't social distance from each other because being isolated alone in one's abode would be really depressing. We are like family. Last week, we were at Mr. Semper Fi's apartment discussing the toilet paper scarcity dilemma. I suggested that I order some on Amazon in bulk and we distribute it among ourselves. I was on the cell phone looking for some and kept running into China, China, China. No FiretrUCKING way!!! By the time it came to the USA on that slow boat from China........ I did find some Nancy Pelosi TP and Mr. Semper Fi who is not fond of Polosi requested that I order some. I did finally find the sacred TP on the WallyWorld Site. Happy Happy Joy Joy! This afternoon, Semper Fi's girlfriend and I were in my car and heading to the apartments. There was a FedEx Truck heading the hill ahead of us. We were laughing and concluded that it was Semper Fi's Pelosi TP. I parked the car, she headed her boyfriend's apartment. I ran my apartment , grabbed the FedEx Package off the porch and headed Semper Fi's Abode. We were laughing as Semper Fi eagerly started tearing open the package. Instead of Nancy Pelosi, out flew Bad Azzzzz Fairy Jazmine and she broke her wing and fell off her foundation. Dang! This must be my Karma for having such a contemptuous attitude about Pelosi. Semper Fi offered buy a new one, and Girlfriend suggested that I simply call the company, send her back and replace her. Absolutely not, if a legged mutt came my doorstep, would I send him the pound and demand a new puppy. I'll get some superglue and gold nail polish and make her even more beautiful. Now she is officially bad azzzzzz. Bad Azzzzz means that one has walked through hard times and survived with the scars prove it. She doesn't take nonsense from anybody. She's beautiful with her mended imperfections.   Abracadabra  |
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I received a call asking if I still wanted to work the West Virginia State Fair in August. Absolutely. Bad Azzzzz Fairy Jazmine is the one who will help me win the Fairy Garden Competition. Abracadabra
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I can honestly say that I've never seen a fairy quite like that one.... but then, what else should I expect because I've never met anyone quite like you!  Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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I am planning on taking the trip to Biloxi. I'll take the train from West Virginia to Atlanta, the bus to Biloxi and back. I might even have a chance to visit the grandson when I stop in Atlanta. It will depend on what covid-19 is doing in Georgia. They seem to have more serious problems with it than West Virginia. Abracadabra
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I can honestly say that I've never seen a fairy quite like that one.... but then, what else should I expect because I've never met anyone quite like you! Abracadabra
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Jazmine is beautiful. I think you stand a very good chance of winning first prize. 
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I made a bad-azz fairy out of a Barbie-doll....She was a Toxic Waste Fairy....there were nails sticking out of her head, her dress was made from a plastic produce bag, and her wings from aluminum wire and bug-screen......Hey, he's still hanging outside on the deck......photo coming up.
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