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starwomyn 70F
5469 posts
1/23/2021 3:16 am

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The Ford Theater. Bernie Sanders, and Financial Realities

When I was in Washington D.C. a few years ago, I REALLY wanted to go to a play at the Ford Theater. Sadly, the tickets were not within my financial realities. I was able to go to THREE Shakespearean plays for a whole lot less. I suspect that Bernie can afford tickets at the Ford Theater. I could put him in the Lincoln Box Seat but I suspect that he's happier on-stage.



Abracadabra


starwomyn 70F
8871 posts
1/23/2021 8:49 am

A young lad did some work for a farmer and when he was done was given a goose as barter payment. He tucked the goose under his arm and began walking home. As he was passing through town he noticed that a movie that he wanted to see was playing at the theater. Since they didn't allow animals he stuffed the goose down his pants, paid for his ticket and found a seat in the packed theater next to two old ladies as the lights dimmed.

The goose began to struggle and not wanting to be discovered, the young man inconspicuously unzipped his fly so that the goose could breathe. Shortly thereafter, one of the old ladies nudged the other, "Edna, the boy sitting next to me has his fly unzipped and something is sticking out!"

"Martha", her companion replied,"When you've seen one you've seen 'em all."

"Well you've never seen one like this before. It's eating my popcorn!"


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dusty117 73M

1/23/2021 12:33 pm

Bernie Sanders got educated and worked all his life ... I suspect he can afford tickets to the Ford Theater.

Apparently Bernie knows the value of education. I wonder how much time he spends stressing over a caravan of uneducated asylum seekers from South America "stealing his job".


WellKnownAuthor 61M
722 posts
1/23/2021 10:35 pm

Surprising presidential coincidences between Lincoln and Kennedy

Editor’s note: these were first circulated in the mainstream press in 1964, since many have noted that it’s relatively easy to find seemingly meaningful patterns relating any two people or events. Even so, we think these are interesting.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Lincoln and Kennedy were shot from behind in the head while seated.

Both were succeeded by men named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

Booth (who shot Lincoln) ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald (who shot Kennedy) ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Both Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Yes at times, Truth can be stranger than fiction. as per Bernie Sanders, at least he was not A CHICKEN LIKE HIS COLONEL SANDERS NAMESAKE.

PAQAWK PAQUWK!!!!