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Jesus and the Bad Guy Hello. Laugh for the day. A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' Replied the Parrot  Abracadabra  |
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If he's smart, he'll bring some bacon for that dog. Abracadabra
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Chuckling here..... we once had a Pit called Moses..... and German Shepherds named Goliath and Samson. Now those two really lived up to their names --- huge and strong! Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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lol, it wouldn't surprise if the would-be burglar suddenly got the 'runs' for his efforts
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LOOKS LIKE A WELL-PROTECTED HOME. MOSES AND JESUS, THE VERY BEST.
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My son-in-law had a Rottweiler and a sign near the front door saying, "Today's trespasser is tomorrow's Rottweiler s*&t." Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.
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