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My Ex-Hubby's Pregnant Junkie???? Maybe I shouldn't laugh. It's politically incorrect to laugh but I going to laugh anyway. Ex-Hubby calls me with all the woos in his current relationship. This is a sixty eight year old man involved with a 34 year old practicing addict. I keep telling him to go to Ala-Non or Nar-Anon regardless of the fact that She needs to go to Rehab. If he doesn't he is getting exactly the kind of relationship that he wants. So He calls me, her cycle is Three Weeks Late and he hasn't done anything to be Daddy. How can he get discreetly get her pee for a Preggy test. I suggest that perhaps she's tacky enough to not flush the toilet. Dah! So he got the Results. Heh! Heh! Heh! Last night he wanted to know where they could get a marriage license that doesn't require a blood test. She says she's afraid of needles. I have a sneaking suspicion that she is more afraid of the results. I told him that since they cohabitate - a blood test might not be required. He and I did not need one when we were married. "But we are not cohabitating because we are NOT having $ex." It don't matter because you are STILL cohabitating even if you are NOT having $ex and will not have it even after you marry." I advised him. Sometimes Denial in more than just a river in Egypt and Me thinks that "Ex-Hubby is swimming in it up to his eyeballs!"  Abracadabra  |
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3/17/2008 12:00 pm |
Sounds like an upcoming episode for the Jerry Springer Show.
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It is doubtful that he is the Father because the brain in his head isn't the only brain that doesn't work Abracadabra
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