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Casinos, Dumb LUCK, and LOVE Connections :D I have never been much of a gambling woman at least not at Casinos. The first time I went to Las Vegas - I was on the back of a Harley with the intention of eloping with the driver. That Marriage didn't happen. That was a lucky escape. We got into an altercation. He took off back to California on his Harley. I hopped on another bike and we headed to Beaver, Utah. I rode on the back of that Bike through Utah topless. Shortly after the relationship "officially" ended, the prospective groom was admitted to The Atascadero Institute for the Criminally Insane. The Best Advise I ever got came from my 12 Step Sponsor's Husband. "If you get emotionally involved and it kicks your A$$........... Don't Drink!" That was the first of many relationships including two marriages that did just that. So..............the Next time I went through Vegas on the way to Beaver, Utah. I had a Brand New Biker Boyfriend with no intentions of eloping with him. We stopped at the Palomino Club where they had an amateur Nude Dancing Contest. My biker boyfriend Psycho critiqued the Dancers. I heeded his feedback, got on the Stag and Won. The second time we went to Vegas and I won, I went back to California and went professional. Psycho and I never married because his Mother thought I was below his station in life. That may or may not have been a lucky escape. The Next Time I went to Vegas - I had another Boyfriend. We were on the Poker Machine and I didn't know what the heck I was doing. I pull the handle and got a Ace King Queen Jack and Ten of Spades. I asked my gentleman friend if that meant anything. "Don't touch that handle!" he advised me. The Money from that win paid for my college books. So..........Shortly after that trip, I married my first husband. That Marriage definitely was NOT a lucky escape. Nevertheless, it did provide the channel for my younger to come into the world and that's a blessing.So now I am in the Commonwealth of Virginia with Mr. Joe Gemini Rising. I had a couple of days off so Mr. Joe suggested that we go to the Charles Town Casino in West Virginia. It's a great opportunity to test out the New GPS Units. The GPS had to keep recalculation because we were going a different route that the one that it wanted us to go. I was amazed at the different types of gambling machines at the Casino. There was every type of theme that one can imagine. Space Alien, Egyptians, Hex Breakers, Neptune, Shop till you drop. They are called Bonuses instead of Jackpots. Mr. Joe Gemini Rising has a completive nature. He likes to beat me in Scrable and knock me off the board in other computer games. I had a delight time hitting all those bonuses especially on the machines that Mr. Joe just got through giving all his Money to. I didn't exactly win but at least I still had $30. left of the Money that I used for gambling. We won't go into how much Mr. Joe gave those machines. Heh! Heh! Heh! Someone has to provide Job Security for the Gambling Industry. Nevertheless, I'm glad I don't live near the Charles Town Casino in West Virginia. I'ld end up have to join yet another 12 Step Program. Personally, I would much rather win at LOVE than the Casinos  Abracadabra  |
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Good blog, but then I always enjoy reading your blogs. Happy New Year! Ann
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Good blog...love the bike ridin' stories. Topless and no tickets for indecent exposure...good for you!  Yep, love beats casinos anytime! Did I miss something...did you meet Mr. Joe at SFF?   The positive is there. Sometimes it's just hard to find.
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