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Who Wears the Pants? Welcome to my blog... coffee's on. Come share a joke. Time to be right on silly! A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" *I must have spring fever.... I"ve been feeling very up and silly! Don't mind me..it's been a long winter! ♥ Luvshack 
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4/4/2005 11:11 pm |
Three men in a sauna... Three men were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first man pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him curiously. "That's my pager" he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a phone rang. The second man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "that's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech stepped out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returned with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The other two raised their eyebrows. "I am getting a Fax", he explained. LOL...Luvshack... >> Okay okay.. I know I'm getting carried away ..
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Hee hee..Luv I like the first one...rotflmbo...when the shoe fits wear it but also remember if the shoe is on the other foot as well...you have a great day and keep on writing...Hugs...Shartaun
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4/6/2005 12:19 pm |
Absolutely wonderful ls48, I chuckled so loudly my dog took offense and started barking at me.
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4/6/2005 6:06 pm |
Slessinchgo LOL...well I like to make people chuckle... It's good for the soul! LS
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