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reality check! I guess I'm tired of all sweet mushy stuff we hear so often made by a (wannabe) lover or significant other...so here's something that might sound more realistic for some of us. change...we can only hope to learn from it. have a good weekend all! {{HUGZ}}  ~~~~~~~~~~~ THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.  I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.  Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed.  I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother!  Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.  I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face.  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ....... Damn, I'm good at telling lies!  My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?  My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.  
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6/23/2008 9:44 pm |
I needed a funny pix and googled for one...guess who turned up? check out the facial expression of the bodyguard behind bush! LOL so what magazine do you write for? 
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5/23/2008 4:31 pm |
awww bill lurv ya too!  {{HUGZ}}
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5/22/2008 2:13 pm |
hi Iam_next I guess so! LOL thanks for the visit! hello ceejay do I hear you under the weather? hope you are feeling better though. take care dear friend. {{HUGZ}} nice to see you around always! hi april well some seem to think so sis. others are either blissfully ignorant or delusional I guess.  hi sparkles thanks dear...am glad I could make some people smile/laugh!{{HUGZ}} thanks for laughing WITH me.
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5/22/2008 2:08 pm |
  qout;I guess I have bud! LOL what I saw, what I heard...am expressing it here!
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5/22/2008 2:04 pm |
hi msM indeed but aint it the truth? {{HUGZ}} muahhz! thanks for visiting! shhhhh! val! LOL I was sworn to secrecy..until I couldnt keep it to myself! awww shirl! that sucks! reality bites doesnt it...like a rabid coyote even! hi and thank you joannita am glad I made you laugh even. thanks for visiting! {{HUGZ}} 
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This is sooo funny But wait...do I hear a ring of truth to some of it? LOL Hugs Love is most beautiful when it is given away.
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5/22/2008 11:47 am |
I sure is funny when they tell it like it is.
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5/22/2008 11:20 am |
Lmao!...Maynilabelle you said would never tell! lol!
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