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spiritwoman45
22314 posts
1/27/2013 11:10 am
Traffic Jam


A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car,

collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."



Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

1/27/2013 3:51 pm

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Me too and I'll throw in my BBQ lighter.

Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

1/27/2013 3:52 pm

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Good - now if someone will bring the hot dogs........ but maybe we shouldn't pollute our food with political fumes.

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spiritwoman45

1/27/2013 3:53 pm

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Good - so far we have 10 gallons of gas, matches, a BBQ lighter and some marshmallows. This could be fun.

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1gasilverhead2 83M
4003 posts
1/28/2013 3:15 am

I have just had my 500 gallon diesel tank for my tractors filled up; where can I deliver it? The tank, electric pump and fuel are all free.

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spiritwoman45

1/28/2013 9:52 am

    Quoting 1gasilverhead2:
    I have just had my 500 gallon diesel tank for my tractors filled up; where can I deliver it? The tank, electric pump and fuel are all free.
Wow - now we just need to find the hostage location. I think we missed our big opportunity at the inauguration ceremony

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spiritwoman45

1/28/2013 9:53 am

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It is sad, isn't that the feelings many of us had when we were student protesters so long ago have come to be a main stream reality.

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