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spiritwoman45
22314 posts
12/15/2015 10:13 pm
Home Defense

A rather liberal friend asked me after the Paris shooting what I thought he needed to defend his home. Now mind you, he is highly educated and has several college degrees.

I suggested as minimum a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells. A few days later, he sent me this picture and asked how to make it work.




Spiritwoman ^i^


hermitinthecity 70M
1698 posts
12/15/2015 10:32 pm

Laughed at that one. Mind you he'll need a slingshot and a lot of prayer to use the 9mm and shells correctly. lol

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


lilium6 74F
4498 posts
12/16/2015 12:31 am

lol - I like his sense of humour


Abelle2 83F
31246 posts
12/16/2015 4:31 am

Well these may come in handy.


Hawkslayer 88M
13354 posts
12/16/2015 7:04 am

Funny one. I love it!

Alfie...


It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


spiritwoman45

12/16/2015 9:34 am

    Quoting hermitinthecity:
    Laughed at that one. Mind you he'll need a slingshot and a lot of prayer to use the 9mm and shells correctly. lol
I use all of these items regularly in ways that keep people away from me becasue they think I am crazy and that scares them.

Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

12/16/2015 9:36 am

    Quoting Abelle2:
    Well these may come in handy.
They all do for me. Reminded me of the time I brought 20 lbs of shells back from Mexico. Customs loved it.

Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

12/16/2015 9:38 am

    Quoting LeafRelief:
    I'm really shocked you would give a purported intellectual such stupid advice. Get a security system and cease contributing to a climate of death and destruction. I suggest checking with CDC and you discover your horrendous advice puts your friend at risk...and someone who would do that isn't a friend at all.
Not as "shocked" as I am to find you didn't get the joke.

Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

12/16/2015 9:39 am

    Quoting LeafRelief:
    On the other hand...your friend made the sensible decision....
Now this response is more like the Leaf we know.

Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

12/16/2015 9:43 am

    Quoting Fossil_Fetcher:
    Isn't it funny to see how some people respond to what was clearly a humorous response. He gave you a giggle and made Leafy's underwear bunch up at the same time - which made me giggle.



    Fossil

    God Save America !!

It is funny and informative. I never caught it before but now thinking back I can't remember when he ever joked or laughed at anything. Wow, imagine having to take all of life seriously. Most of us could not have made it this far if we weren't able to laugh, often at ourselves.

Spiritwoman ^i^


spiritwoman45

12/16/2015 9:45 am

    Quoting  :

Definitely. As I said in a previous comment I regularly use all of the above, often in "off label" ways. .

Spiritwoman ^i^


Rocketship 80F
18603 posts
12/16/2015 11:54 am

Love this!!!


bijou624

12/16/2015 11:59 pm

That's funny Spirit. Is your friend blonde?