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😂🤣 Leaf Stabs His Own Penis 🤣😂 This post is only viewable by YoungAtHeart members. Join YoungAtHeart now! Non ego te hic placere |
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Fossil Non ego te hic placere
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I don't understand why so much attention is given to a child, who is obviously parroting her parents, when there are highly educated people studying the situation...… and do not all agree that it is a man created situation. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?” She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.” The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?” The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!” “That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?” The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…” Abracadabra 
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