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What goes around comes around - or should we say merry-go-round? Facelifted from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a group. This is brilliant. ***************************************** ALL THE WITNESSES: OK we all agree. This is what happened. REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room! BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the... REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn! BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi... REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor. FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol. REPUBLICANS: What? Why? FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation. REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?! FLYNN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you! KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he? MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind. PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that... REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President? PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal! PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into... TRUMP: I don’t know him. PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties. REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President?? PARNAS: His personal lawyer. REPUBLICANS: Cohen?? COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. REPUBLICANS: Why? COHEN: For campaign finance violations. REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign? COHEN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! PARNAS: It was Giuliani. YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job! REPUBLICANS: Who are you?? YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine. REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government?? GIULIANI: Nope. REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union?? SONDLAND: *raises hand* Me. I was also in the roo... REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!! PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest* |
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If it was not so damned dangerous for democracy it would be hilarious!
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1/29/2020 10:04 am |
If it was not so damned dangerous for democracy it would be hilarious!
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If it was not so damned dangerous for democracy it would be hilarious!
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since uk/England is not a democracy. why would any of this bother you???? 
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1/29/2020 10:56 am |
There you go again showing off your enormous ignorance....Trump and Jesus would be proud....
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care to point out what trump and a n JESUS has to do with the subject of this blog. bond writes well enough even I see his point. please tell me you fail too see it UK/ENGLAND MOST CERTAINLY IS A DEMOCRACY... where did you ever get the idea it isn't? Did you even attend school?
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Apart from the way this is presented as a dialogue please point out which parts are fictitious otherwise your point is invalid. Bolton was 'in the room' quite obviously. Bolton has been attacked as a liberal pawn despite the fact that he is a lifelong Republican and a hawkish right winger. Flynn is in jail. Cohen is in Jail. Parnas has tapes and hundreds of photos. Snodland was 'in the room'. Yovanovitch was fired. Despite having no official government position Guiliani was obviously acting as go-between for tRump in Ukraine and was influential in the sacking of Yovanovitch. You simply cannot bury your head in the sand and pretend it did not happen. You have to put up or shut up; although I suspect you will do neither.
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For starters, I was responding to Hanks constantly repeated comments telling people should be interested in......As if they need to justify it to him.....He obviously has never experienced intellectual curiosity.........Then there is the assumption that one shouldn't be interested unless they live in a democracy.......that is a really wonky assumption to make .. Interesting how you quoted the Wiki blurb on the United Kingdom but left out the democracy part....this is the quote "The United Kingdom is a unitary state with devolution that is governed within the framework of a parliamentary democracy under a constitutional monarchy"..
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1/29/2020 3:28 pm |
For starters, I was responding to Hanks constantly repeated comments telling people should be interested in......As if they need to justify it to him.....He obviously has never experienced intellectual curiosity.........Then there is the assumption that one shouldn't be interested unless they live in a democracy.......that is a really wonky assumption to make .. Interesting how you quoted the Wiki blurb on the United Kingdom but left out the democracy part....this is the quote "The United Kingdom is a unitary state with devolution that is governed within the framework of a parliamentary democracy under a constitutional monarchy".. U FAIL AT UR GAMES OF ACTING MISS KNOW IT ALL.
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1/29/2020 3:31 pm |
I see some one died and made u the judge of who can say what to who about every thing. u never fail to injest ur thought , opinions or criticism . case in point here. my comment was regarding the fast bond commented on word democracy. u popped in with word up related about trump and JESUS. U FAIL AT UR GAMES OF ACTING MISS KNOW IT ALL. UK government type The government of England, as part of the United Kingdom, is a constitutional monarchy. This type of governmental structure allows the monarchy to share power with an organized government.
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This is supposed to be a repudiation of the FACTS given? You have simply deflected (as usual) and completely missed the point (once again, as usual). Flynn is convicted on his own guilty plea (repeated TWICE but now seemingly he wishes to withdraw it- wtf?) - your point is irrelevant. Parnas' presence or otherwise is irrelevant- as is his conviction -- the tape is not disputed, the pictures are genuine. Quoting Sondland " “I know that members of this committee have frequently framed these complicated issues in the form of a simple question: Was there a ‘quid pro quo?’” the ambassador said. “As I testified previously, with regard to the requested White House call and White House meeting, the answer is yes.” “Mr Giuliani’s requests were a quid pro quo for arranging a White House visit for President Zelenskiy,” Sondland said. “Mr Giuliani demanded that Ukraine make a public statement announcing investigations of the 2016 election/DNC server and Burisma. Mr Giuliani was expressing the desires of the president of the United States, and we knew that these investigations were important to the president.” The fact that Sondland QUOTED tRUMP who said he 'wanted nothing' and 'there was no quid pro quo' is nothing to do with his testimony. Your reference to it and implication that it was part of his testimony is nothing short of a downright distortion of the truth. Now what was that about 'making things up'? Your obfuscation and downright perverse refusal to acknowledge the truth is, to use Mr Cippolone's favourite word ' ridiculous'. Your argument is a completely busted flush - try again, your response is worth no more than an F-.
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1/30/2020 8:03 am |
Bond You are the MAN There is no substitute for telling it like it ( IS ). Party On!
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1/30/2020 9:01 am |
Block I vaguely recall-----Sondlund had said something in opposition to that---previously before the panel------THEN after much upheaval in the press etc.-----he was called in by the repub before the panel for the distinct purpose of changing his story which had implicated tRump. Strange that his story suddenly changed isn't it. His first answer had the pres on the way to the unemployment office. I would not bank on Sondlunds change to another answer as a representation of the truth. Party On!
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I see some one died and made u the judge of who can say what to who about every thing. u never fail to injest ur thought , opinions or criticism . case in point here. my comment was regarding the fast bond commented on word democracy. u popped in with word up related about trump and JESUS. U FAIL AT UR GAMES OF ACTING MISS KNOW IT ALL.  *The United Kingdom IS a Democracy. *Why should you have to live in a Democracy to be interested in World Affairs? * Going by prior evidence, you seem to be obsessed with the approval of both Trump and Jesus.......
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It's very revealing that you didn't know that the United Kingdom is a Democracy.......
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1/30/2020 4:10 pm |
Block I'm not arguing Schif-Nadler or any show--- but I remember Sondlund changing his story from what it was before. The press was all over him for what he first said----then the repubs got him to conveniently have a sudden MOMEMT OF MEMORY RETURN that he did not have before. It happens often with several of those guys. I remember his conflicting statements. Pray On!
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