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HOW YOU WOULD YOU RATE THIS.........? A change just for fun. A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM. How much would you have given him for his witty replies?. Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?. = * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?. = * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?. = * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?. = * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure?. = * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?/ = * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple?. = * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? = * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? = * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? = * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? = * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? = * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? = * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. Thanks for your read and views on this joke. I hope it will bring you a smile for a while. Lisa.         |
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Mary Ann dear, hi, [SIZE 3]Great thanks to you for visiting my blog as usual and thanks a lot for your appreciation. Am sure your daughters will like it and laugh too. Enjoy your weekend with all of them Mary Ann. I wish of all you a fun time. Lisa.
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Ranger hi, Pleased reading from you again on this blog of mine. Thank you so much. I believe, any rating above zero would do for those witty replies of course cause each consist of a sense as well!!. Thanks again Ranger and have a great weekend. Lisa.
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Maisie dear, hello, You are so correct Maisie. I also found the replies really amazing and I would rate them high too. Am so glad reading you on my blog Maisie, thanks so much for you visit and you wonderful comments. I wish you and all of yours, a lovely weekend. Lisa.
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Lisa,MLLD, The student seems to be very much talented! May be, Just like you.. The answers are all above rating MLLD. Wish you all the best. Have a wonderful weekend,MLLD. look
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Looklook,MBN, hello. I appreciate so much your meaningful comments and your kind visit as well. Obviously that student deserves a good rating for sure, because it all depends on the way the questions are set and the way they are read too. Therefore those replies should be considered and rated as well. Thanks again for all MBN, I wish you and all of yours, a wonderful weekend. Kind regards, Lisa.
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Earthytaurus dear, hi, The student is undoubtedly clever regarding the given replies which are not bad as such and he does deserve a good rating too. Thanks for your visit and nice comments ET. I appreciate them. Enjoy your weekend with all of your family and keep happy. Lisa.
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Top marks  Love the photos 
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My dear charming Maudie, hello, How glad am I reading from you on this blog of mine. Your presence and comments always lightens up my blog. thank you for your kind visit, your comments and appreciation Maudie. Am so gald that you have liked this blog. I wish you and all of yours, a wonderful weekend. Kind regards and thanks again, Lisa.
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Clever kids, funny blog I enjoyed it, every answer right.
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Clever answers... I'd give him an "A"!  Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.(Khalil Gibran)
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MrsJoe, hi Lady, Good rating, MrsJoe, thank you for your visit and your fair rating. Am glad that this blog-joke has pleased all my readers. I had kept this joke until I had an occasion to post it on here for all of you. Than you again MrsJoe, I wish you and all your family a nice blessed weekend. Lisa.
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Brenda hi Lady, How happy I am reading from you again on my blog and am so pleased that it has enjoyed you. Thank you so much for all Brenda. Enjoy a happy weekend too. Kind regards, Lisa.
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Lucy my dear Christmas Lady, How great you look in this Christmas outfit !!. Nice photo really. I enjoy your comments on this blog-joke of mine. Really it's hard to attribute a 0 mark to this witty student. His answers, how he understands the other way of those questions and he did well too. Thanks again for your good rating Lucy. Have a wonderful weekend with God's blessings. Lisa.
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Karin my dear friend, hi, My joy wouldn't be complete if I didn't read from you as usual on my blog. Am also glad that it has given you such a pleasant smile. Thank you for all Karin, keep this smile on during this festive season and I wish you and all of yours, a delightful weekend too. Warm regards, Lisa.
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12/12/2015 11:27 am |
Hi Lisa: So funny. Love all the answers. I'd give him an A+
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My dear Bijou, hi, Am so glad that this blog has pleased all of you. Thank you for your visit and your nice comments as well. and thanks for attributing an A to that student, he deserves it surely for his witty replies. Thanks again dear and have a wonderful Sunday. Lisa.
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