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Beth1949 75F
3163 posts
12/19/2015 6:19 am

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12/22/2015 12:42 am

THE STORY OF RALPH AND EDNA ..........

A humorous one for all of you. Though you may have heard about it before, but a little smile more doesn't hurt.


Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
LOL::LOL: !!.

Thanks for your read, I hope this little bit has given you a little smile.
Have a nice weekend,
Lisa.










Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
12/19/2015 7:35 am

Mary Ann dear, hello,

Thanks for appreciating my above humorous blog . I always enjoy your visit and your nice comments Mary Ann. I've posted it just as a change and for a smile. But in few days time, I'll have another blog for all of you. Check it out then.
Thanks again my dear friend and have a wonderful weekend.
With my warm wishes,
Lisa.