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Beth1949 75F
3163 posts
3/16/2016 9:21 am

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12/15/2016 11:06 pm

THE PEST CONTROL INSPECTOR !!.

TO BRING YOU A LITTLE SMILE FOR THE DAY.

A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

'Who are you?' he asked him.

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and
said, 'Those little bastards! '

The husband then forced him out of the closet to the balcony and threw him over
saying: "To get rid of you and your little bastards ".

Thank you for your read. Keep smiling if this could make you smile.
Have a nice day.
Lisa.








Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/16/2016 12:20 pm

LakeWalker hi,

Glad reading you on here and thank you for your visit and comments. Each one has his own idea, LakeWalker. It's true that one should be careful, for his own sake at least !!. I've just posted this blog as a joke only. Thanks again and have a good day.
Lisa,


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/16/2016 12:27 pm

Mary Ann my dear, hi,

I totally agree with your opinion Mary Ann, as I said, it's at the risk for everyone. Some do and some don't, according to their own wish. I doubt Lake would take this risk however!! Thanks again Mary Ann and enjoy your a pleasant day.
Lisa.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/16/2016 12:37 pm

WestEast hello,

Thank you for your input as your opinion on Roxy's comments on this blog of mine. I understand that some people do take this risk for their own personal reasons which none else knows about. However we can't blame, can we??. It's really up to them and their reasons too. Thank you so much for your visit and your comments WestEast. I appreciate them. I wish you a fine day.
Lisa.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 1:49 am

Hank ,

Your comments here really need clarification and awareness consciously.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IN WHICH WAY, MY ABOVE BLOG HAS THAT MUCH IRRITATED YOU OR ANYONE ELSE, . THERE IS NO BODY PARTS MENTIONED/SHOWN ON IT NEITHER ANY TOTALLY NAKED PHOTOS ALSO AND MOST OF ALL I HAVE NOT USED ANY PERSONAL HANDLE OR NAME IN IT. SO WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM IN IT??.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO HAD STATED CRUDELY ABOUT PRIVATE BODY PARTS ON OTHER BLOGS??. DID YOU NOTICE THAT OR WERE THEY ADMIRABLE FOR YOU??. DID YOU DARE TO COMMENT TO REPRIMAND THEM OR BLAME THEM?? OR YOU OVERLOOKED THEM BLINDLY!!??
THIS IS REAL HYPOCRISY, A FALSE VIRTUE AND A ONE SIDED GAME !!.

AS EVERYONE ELSE IS SO FREE TO POST ANY SORT OF BLOG HE/SHE LIKES, I AM ALSO FREE TO DO SO. I DON'T CARE WHO LIKES IT OR NOT AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHO READS OR COMMENTS IT OR NOT. AND MIND YOU THAT I NEVER FORCE ANYONE TO DO AS WELL.

HOWEVER, CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME!! ONE SHOULD PULL OFF THE STRAW FROM HIS/HER EYES BEFORE TRYING TO DO SO FROM OTHERS!!. FURTHER MORE, ASK YOURSELF WHO IS NOT REALLY AN HYPOCRITE....... !!.

THOSE WHO READ AND COMMENT ON MY BLOGS, DO IT EVENTUALLY BY THEIR OWN WILL!!. IT'S NOT BY FORCE AND I DON'T GO BY ONE'S OPINION OR WISHES AS WELL, I HAVE MY OWN FREEDOM. AS LONG AS THIS SITE DOES NOT BELONG TO ANYONE ON HERE IN PARTICULAR . SO, WHY SHOULD I CARE??. IF THE SITE ACCEPTS MY BLOG AS IT IS, WHAT HECK SHOULD ANYONE BOTHER ABOUT IT!!?.

SORRY IF YOU CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE OR PRETEND NOT TO. YOUR PROBLEM IS ENTIRELY YOURS IN ANY WAY.
IF YOU OR ANYONE IS REALLY BETTER .......GOD FORBID!!


Maudie1 74F
8151 posts
3/17/2016 2:13 am

Thanks for the Happy St. Patrick's Day, Lisa


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 3:12 am

MrsJoe hi,

Of course you are free to agree with Hank or not. It's really not my problem BUT I wonder if you have noticed on my above blog and on any of my previous ones, that I haven't and had never mentioned or used any handle or name of anyone in such a vulgar way as it was stated by Hank on that blog. Where none else has ever stated such. You may re-read it again and analyze it too. Evidently, I had never used any blogger's name on any one's joke??. This is the difference concerning my retorted comments to Hank on that previous blog of mine.
If anyone accepts such on his/hers, well.......freedom is for everyone indistinctly. But I have my full right to defend my name used on that dastardly direct comment. Whether it is Beth or Lisa by which I am known and called. It's not a created handle. It's my personal names. After all why was he so frustrated by my retort, it was prompt and justified. An effect of the boomerang!!.
That's me, anyone likes me as I am or not, wouldn't bother at all. and I don't follow the banners of others eventually.
Thanks for your visit and comments MrsJoe. Kind regards.
Lisa or Beth.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 3:39 am

Tom, good day to you,

Your visit and personal comments are well noted and prompt, beside being appreciated. You have evoked such a universal right for all and everyone as well. Thank you so much for such comments. Have a beautiful day Tom.
Kind regards,
Lisa.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 3:53 am

WestEast, hello,

Your nice above comments are welcome and very true also. It is eventually very sensible. A married woman is not meant to only maintain her house, growing kids and bear responsibilities. Feeling-wise, she deserves and seeks much more to fulfill her happiness in life. Truly love in all its aspects. You have rightly stated that, thank you WestEast. Enjoy a wonderful day.
Best wishes,
Lisa.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 4:01 am

Hiramhank,

Who would consider your dastardly deeds??. Ask yourself!!.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 4:18 am

Hank again,

Just analyze yourself before others. See where you glitch are. Go and read again your vulgar comments on that blog of mine. I WILL POST WHATEVER AND WHENEVER I LIKE TOO. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. i wouldn't bother.
I HAVE NO ADVICE NEITHER ANY ORDER TO TAKE FROM YOU. YOU WHO REALLY NEEDS THEM!!!. UNDERSTAND THIS AT LEAST. DO YOU ANY GRUDGE OR ILL WILL AGAINST ME??. BE SURE IT WOULDN'T IN ANY WAY AFFECT ME. TRY TO GROW UP YOURSELF IN A BETTER WAY. IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR YOU, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 4:26 am

Maudie hello dear,

Your lovely smile, your visit and your appreciable comments are so pleasing and enlightening on here. Thank you so much for all of them. And for improving my mood concerning some trashes on here. I do enjoy your presence Maudie. Thanks again. Happy St.Patrick's day to you dear Maudie.
I wish you all my best.
Lisa.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 4:47 am

Hank,

DO I CARE FOR YOUR SENSELESS AND TRASHES??
FOR HEAVEN SAKE!! GET CURED.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 6:47 am

Hank,

Please, grow up Hank and at least understand that not everyone is the same. I have no real grudge against you, am not this type of person also. It was only that using my name directly for such purpose that had hurt me. When am hurt I retaliate eventually. You are not my enemy Hank and no one is my enemy on this site since I've joined in barely a bit more than 3 years now.

I am not a so old member on here as many are. This had been my very first time and the only site I've known and joined too. You have visited and commented on many of my blogs before, had I ever written any weird response to you or misbehaved to any irrespective of their being?? NO, I have always respected everyone whomever he/she is. I am friend to everyone also.

I have lots of times commented on your previous blogs and on others as well. Except on any political or religious blogs which I really avoid. For your knowledge only and without bragging, I have traveled and stayed in at least 18/19 countries with my husband, I had stayed 19 yrs abroad, be it in Europe, USA including Canada and also many countries in Africa. I've been many many times to your country, USA, also. Where my husband was staying and working as a Consultant Engineer, his profession, until he was appointed by the UN for overseas missions. We have had lots of friends of different cultures and nationalities in those countries. So, I have known lots of them too.

Moreover, I never delete any comments on any of my blogs. I prefer to respond to them accordingly. You can see even on here, I haven't left any of your post without response, be it a rude one or a simple one. But I do respond to all of them. I eventually do not need or seek pity from any one on here, Hank, each one is free of opinion as I also do. I have had a quite good and decent life till now, by the Heavenly grace of God. And I wish the same for everyone on here as well as for you too. I don't consider anyone as well as you, as my enemy. I have none really.


Beth1949 75F
2715 posts
3/17/2016 9:24 am

WestEast, hi again,

Thanks again for taking your time coming back and commenting, sort of retorting on Hank's above post. I appreciate your concern and your fairness in this case. Though you are not unknown to me unless by your your handle, I guess you should be new on this site. However you are welcome and I guess you have been so by other members on here.

I have read your just above comments and I humbly thank you for it. You are quite right in your views but I have to emphasize that Hank has only been just a friend as everyone else on my blog and nothing more than this. That's what he meant on his above comments. We use to read and comment on one's blog just as on the others too

I agree that I have retorted him rudely, if that seemed to be. But he should understand that not everyone has the same acceptance, the same culture and the same way of addressing others too. My anger was only that he used my name on that purposed comments. If he would have stated it otherwise by asking: "If you know someone, or if there's a woman who....and so on" I wouldn't have been so annoyed really. But I would never allow my name to be used directly in that manner. Am sorry but that's how I am. I guess you had joined the site by the time I had posted that blog and NONE had dared to use my name directly as such or reverted the sense of that joke on me.

One should use his intelligence in whatever circumstances, if he is really wise. WestEast, to remain friendly with whomever or even to Hank, doesn't need specially that I delete his comments to solve this problem!! but it needs him to accept the thoughtless or intentional mistake done on his comments. So simple as this.And he should have also expected my retort on it too. I am not that acceptive in such matter, . I read, I observe, I ponder, I analyze and respond accordingly. That's ME, WestEast. I don't like to insult anyone but when it is justified, I wouldn't hesitate to do so in retaliation. Am tolerant to a certain limit also. But I don't consider Hank as my enemy. None is ever.
Thank you so much WestEast for your kind opinion on that matter. I wish you a pleasant time on this site. Kind regards,
Lisa.