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Abelle2 83F
3576 posts
8/10/2007 6:27 am

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6/29/2017 8:34 am

New Job Jitters C & P but good

I get a little magazine from a Home Improvement Center and it has some funny jokes. I instantly said I wanted to share this one.

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk and stopped a yard from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral hearse for the last 25 years."


April_Fidelity 57F
446 posts
8/10/2007 10:59 am



Love is most beautiful when it is given away.


Hawkslayer 88M
13328 posts
8/10/2007 12:01 pm

Hahahaha.... Sounds like an English gag to me. Whatya think?



It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


Hawkslayer 88M
13328 posts
8/10/2007 5:54 pm

Testing

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


Abelle2 83F
31227 posts
8/10/2007 6:03 pm

What the heck is going on today??


ltw222 75M
7793 posts
8/13/2007 8:21 am

Damn, I need Kleenex.

Live today as if it is your last
For tomorrow will soon be in the past