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Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1066 posts
6/6/2019 9:57 am
AOC Killing Time


When she's not trying to wreck our economy, AOC has some ways to spend the hours. Yesterday, she spent most of the day staring at a tube of frozen orange juice.

When asked why, she said: "Well, it says right here: 'CONCENTRATE' ".


Unsafe_Sax_54 69M
1590 posts
6/6/2019 10:02 am

Well, she has to do something. Even her fellow House Terrorist, the "mullette" Omar, is fending off offers for her to debate anyone/anything.

Guess I'm not the only one who noticed that her entire ideology is made up of meaningless sound bites. Anyone who asks for details will be accused of being some combination of racist/misogynist/trumpist or whatever.


MrsJoe 76F
17308 posts
6/6/2019 10:20 am

I heard that blondes are starting to tell AOC jokes now.

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


starwomyn 70F
8871 posts
6/7/2019 12:04 pm

A guy named Jack walks into a tavern in NYC and sits down at the bar. He notices that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is seated next to him. They nod to each other and Jack orders a drink. The TV is playing the 11 PM news and shows a man on a ledge 20 stories up threatening to jump. Jack turns to AOC and says “bet you 50 bucks he jumps”. AOC thinks it over and says “OK, I say he doesn’t jump”. About a minute later the guys jumps to his death. AOC takes $50 out her purse and puts it on the bar. Jack looks at it for a moment, then says “I can't take it...I saw this on the 5 PM news and knew he was going to jump”. AOC responded “I saw it at 5 PM also, I just didn’t think he would do it a second time”. Jack picks up the money and leaves.

Abracadabra