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hermitinthecity 70M
265 posts
1/17/2018 7:36 pm
Delicious Devil?


A pastor friend of mine told me this story about an Aboriginal friend of his who became a pastor. After a few years of having his own church he came back to my friend's church to preach.

Introducing his sermon he announced that if Adam and Eve had been Aboriginal they'd have no problem with sin today. The congregation was puzzled, was this becoming racial? They were a little nervous and wondered where this was going and then he said;They wouldn't have worried about the apple, they'd have eaten the snake.

Gotta love the way he broke the ice.

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


hermitinthecity 70M
1696 posts
1/18/2018 3:12 am

Bump

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


starwomyn 70F
8871 posts
1/18/2018 5:08 am

Why not just stuff the snake with the apples and roast it.

Abracadabra


MrsJoe 76F
17369 posts
1/18/2018 7:13 am

What a neat sense of humor that pastor had..... one of the best ways to start a sermon! If I had been in the congregation, I definitely would have laughed..... in fact, it gave me a smile now!

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


Abelle2 83F
31222 posts
1/18/2018 12:05 pm

Slice that snake thin and cook it with eggs.............snake and eggs. Serve it and pass it off as bacon.


hermitinthecity 70M
1696 posts
1/19/2018 5:33 am

    Quoting Abelle2:
    Slice that snake thin and cook it with eggs.............snake and eggs. Serve it and pass it off as bacon.
Snake and eggs, very good.

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


hermitinthecity 70M
1696 posts
1/19/2018 5:35 am

    Quoting  :

Eve a blonde? Hmm, never thought of that but now you say so. lol

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.