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hermitinthecity 64M
356 posts
5/15/2018 6:38 am
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?


A pastor I know brought this to a meeting for fun. Thought I'd share.

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic – Only one. Hands already in the air

Pentecostal – Ten. One to change the light bulb, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians – None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic – None. Candles only

Baptists – At least 15. One to change the light bulb and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Anglicans – 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists - Undecided

Uniting - Whether your light is light, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Mormons – 6. Five wives to replace the bulb while husband reviews church lighting policy

Lutherans – None. Lutherans don't believe in change

Amish – What's a light bulb?

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


hermitinthecity 64M
1477 posts
5/15/2018 6:38 am



Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.


Abelle2 77F
28591 posts
5/15/2018 7:16 am

I like these!!!


MrsJoe 71F
9191 posts
5/15/2018 8:03 am

ROFL!!!!!


Life's short. Be sure you spend your time on the internet, arguing with strangers over politics.


bigblock46 72M
7795 posts
5/15/2018 8:10 am

Good ones, Hope you don't mind I copied and sent them to my son.


Maisie2013 67F
18512 posts
5/15/2018 8:12 am

That is really funny. I may borrow and send to an Episcopal priest friend.


Rocketship 74F
14920 posts
5/15/2018 10:24 am


hermitinthecity 64M
1477 posts
5/16/2018 6:16 am

Hi guys, feel free to use. Glad you liked it.

Judgment Day will be interesting - and all paths lead there.