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A lot of truth in this~~~
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THE AFTERMATH of SUCH GREAT CARTOON! He sits on top of an ancient termite mound and clicks the red ON button yelling at the overhead monkys directly above him to keep the chatter down and stop trying ot cover his head with thrown banana peels. Six seconds later , the Yahoo Home Page poops up and unable to read at all, his full attention is on all of the tons of pictures. Having only been shown only the off/on button, the scroll buttons and how to open and close the lid, he takes himself on a button pushing scroll journey showing the following: 1. Suddenly a 15 sec video ad for Gorilla tape covers the screen, all the female monkeys shut up as one and in curiously gaze down thsu dropping dozens of bananas all around him. . A boat is sinking just off shore as this great ape effortlessly navigates the 150 yards and sprays the large hole borders and shoves the old professors fat arse into it thus stopping the leak instantly.. Nearby in a jungle cave, the centuries old carvings showed a very similar story, slave traders in giant fancy dug out canoe, covered in a combo of sticky termite mound paste and they cant move as the currents of the congo river quickly drift them back to where they came from. 2. Next he sees a Green Giant promo ad showing the Green Giant and squirt his little buddy standing and imitating the red macaws jungle cries as they shout out HO HO, HO HO, HO HO while wearing ear to ear grins!!!!s .The giant 9 foot corn stalks behind the both of them almost exactly like the plains vegetation that all the prey animals migrate too and from each year. 3. Finally the third vid showing a live raid of a cat house in Harlem NY which instantly has him standing up and shaking his fist in total anger! Two weeks later with fresh batteries, the two Debeers Diamond company agents looking to acquire his 183 acre jungle pot show up noticing he is void of the lap tap and appears quite angry?. Communicationg In sign language they soon learn why his is so pissed off and threw the $1,526.50 high tech HP lap over the same high cliff that King Kong had used back in the 1937.movie. His sign language message was simple.. 1. Taran and the GREAT APES friends along with Jane, boy and Cheetah! 2, The cries of HO HO HO HO HO bad enough to have to hear and endure. 3. Showing his KIDNAPPED tribal kin females in new world naked doing hip hop dance while Trump on CNN declaring 20 years in jail for any woman baring breasts in public WAS THE LAST FREAKING STRAW!!!!!!!!!
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THE AFTERMATH of SUCH GREAT CARTOON! He sits on top of an ancient termite mound and clicks the red ON button yelling at the overhead monkys directly above him to keep the chatter down and stop trying ot cover his head with thrown banana peels. Six seconds later , the Yahoo Home Page poops up and unable to read at all, his full attention is on all of the tons of pictures. Having only been shown only the off/on button, the scroll buttons and how to open and close the lid, he takes himself on a button pushing scroll journey showing the following: 1. Suddenly a 15 sec video ad for Gorilla tape covers the screen, all the female monkeys shut up as one and in curiously gaze down thsu dropping dozens of bananas all around him. . A boat is sinking just off shore as this great ape effortlessly navigates the 150 yards and sprays the large hole borders and shoves the old professors fat arse into it thus stopping the leak instantly.. Nearby in a jungle cave, the centuries old carvings showed a very similar story, slave traders in giant fancy dug out canoe, covered in a combo of sticky termite mound paste and they cant move as the currents of the congo river quickly drift them back to where they came from. 2. Next he sees a Green Giant promo ad showing the Green Giant and squirt his little buddy standing and imitating the red macaws jungle cries as they shout out HO HO, HO HO, HO HO while wearing ear to ear grins!!!!s .The giant 9 foot corn stalks behind the both of them almost exactly like the plains vegetation that all the prey animals migrate too and from each year. 3. Finally the third vid showing a live raid of a cat house in Harlem NY which instantly has him standing up and shaking his fist in total anger! Two weeks later with fresh batteries, the two Debeers Diamond company agents looking to acquire his 183 acre jungle pot show up noticing he is void of the lap tap and appears quite angry?. Communicationg In sign language they soon learn why his is so pissed off and threw the $1,526.50 high tech HP lap over the same high cliff that King Kong had used back in the 1937.movie. His sign language message was simple.. 1. Taran and the GREAT APES friends along with Jane, boy and Cheetah! 2, The cries of HO HO HO HO HO bad enough to have to hear and endure. 3. Showing his KIDNAPPED tribal kin females in new world naked doing hip hop dance while Trump on CNN declaring 20 years in jail for any woman baring breasts in public WAS THE LAST FREAKING STRAW!!!!!!!!!
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