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RELIGIOUS HUMOUR This joke was voted best joke on a Christian web-site......... I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it." "Why shouldn't I?" he asked. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said: "Yes." I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off. |
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I know, halfway through, you know where it's going.
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12/3/2018 5:13 pm |
  I knew... but it was funny anyway!!!!
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I've heard Irish people tell the same joke, different modifications.....but they were actually killing each other over it at the time.......
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Yep, laughed at this one too....... but there is a lot of truth in it. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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