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sparkleflit 76F
5212 posts
3/31/2019 7:32 pm
THE THREE MEXICOS........



sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
3/31/2019 7:37 pm

According to the president of the USA.....this network is to be trusted.......the only one that isn't "Fake News"...........


MrsJoe 76F
17382 posts
3/31/2019 8:47 pm

Laughing..... yep, that was a gaffe for sure. But at least the hosts of the show admitted the mistake and clarified it.

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


LeafReport 73M

4/1/2019 1:13 am

Oh my heavens....


Rentier2 79M
950 posts
4/1/2019 8:12 am

They have been taking geography lessons from Mango.


TxJW14 81M

4/1/2019 3:56 pm

Trump should stop sending aid to southern countries-----Use that money to purchase raw materials for a border wall-------arrest those who cross or are here illegally.------form them into wall construction work crews.------When they finish constructing the wall----Release them on the southern side.

PROBLEM SOLVED. Only a few personnel (guards) needed to man a few gates.
The southern countries in effect would be paying for the wall with the money we give them While free convict labor would construct it. Business 101.

If the cancelled foreign aid will not pay for the wall in one year-----finance the remainder & pay it off with what would otherwise be sent to southern freeloader governments. Win Win No Brainer! Capitalism at its best.

AND when the wall is paid for-----How about a tax break for the middle class that pays the bills.

Texas cows hate electric fences & develop a tendency to shy away from a fence.
Perhaps politicians could take a clue from that fact. Even a cow knows what a freaking fence can accomplish. LOL
Party On!


LeafReport 73M

4/2/2019 2:43 am

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HILARIOUS...funniest thing I've read here in months.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
4/3/2019 7:43 am

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There is obviously something seriously wrong with him.....Was he lying or did he get his father and grandfather confused?.....Which is worse?......He knows that everyone knows his father was born in NY.......And saying "oranges" instead of "origins" 3 times......that was extremely odd....more evidence his mind is not well.


Rentier2 79M
950 posts
4/3/2019 8:14 am

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Wish I had thought of that one!


Rentier2 79M
950 posts
4/3/2019 8:16 am

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And even if he had been born in Germany he would not have been born in the European Union since it didn't exist at that time.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
4/16/2019 2:03 pm

I have been a boater my whole life and spent a fair bit of time on docks. There is usually an old bachelor who lives on his boat and they are usually colourful characters. There was this one guy who apparently kept track of every boat that came into the dock, because he was always there to help me tie up my boat. He was filthy...and always reeking of alcohol. He also had the worst farts of anyone I have ever come across. He talked a mile a minute and always had a hand-rolled cigarette stuck to his lip that wagged as he gossiped.......and then he would suddenly stamp his foot. This is a wooden dock and he always wore big work-boots, so it was a very loud stomp......it didn't take long to discover the method to his madness.....the most foul odour ........Sometimes he stomped several times in the course of the short conversation as I jingled my car keys impatiently to signal that I was on my way to catch the ferry.....Stomp stomp...... jingle jingle.......Then one time I asked him why he stomped and he told me it was so people wouldn't know he farted......I laughed and laughed