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MATT AND MARJORIE 
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Can't you just see them? Matt and Marjorie having a planning meeting in a hotel room as they travel around the country to gaslight Americans ?.......I saw one of their presentations today and it was so bad....idiotic and lame conspiracy garbage.....Didn't seem like they put much effort into it at all....... And then I saw why......They had become distracted......I saw Marjorie there in her black leather Dominatrix suit....her fishnet stockings and 4 inch heeled boots......cracking her whip at Matt Gaetz as he whimpered on hands and knees, naked except for his tighty whities..........No wonder their presentations are so threadbare, lame and without substance...... It all started that day when Rudy Juliani ended up making his speech at that garden center....that sweaty day when he was dissolving before the eyes of the whole world....... Matt and Marjorie were really hot and ducked into the porn shop next door to see if it was air-conditioned and they were both drawn, like magnets, to the same display of sadomasochistic cruelty.......and they looked at each other and knew they had found their true calling........
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I know who he is, but not her..... but I smiled. Did you write this or did it come from the Onion or other satire site? If you wrote it, maybe you should consider writing for one of those sites. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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1/9/2022 10:03 am |
Love Marjorie
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I know who he is, but not her..... but I smiled. Did you write this or did it come from the Onion or other satire site? If you wrote it, maybe you should consider writing for one of those sites.
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They're both a disgrace to this country.
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They're both a disgrace to this country.
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They are beyond Fugly....... Many years ago, my first purchase on eBay was a table lamp. Not just any table lamp, but one from back in the 50s era, and it was my grandmother's. My sister and I had rescued it from the basement, cleaned it up and wasn't sure what to do with it. It didn't fit into either of our homes, so we decided to sell it online. Since she had done it before, she was the one who did the selling. As I watched it sell, I decided I didn't really want to sell it, but she couldn't just end the listing because it had several bids on it..... so I bid high enough to win it. But then, I didn't go pick it up and it sat at her house for several weeks, until finally my brother in law told me to come get that FUGLY lamp or he was going to throw it away. That's the first time I had heard the word, and I think it is so fitting for quite a few things. On, and the lamp still sits on a corner table in my living room. I'll do a blog about it sometime and post a picture. It would have worked well for Foto Friday letter F.  Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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They are beyond Fugly.......
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Gaetz looks like Herman Munster's love child. Just add a couple of bolts to his neck. Marge three names looks like a cave woman and a horse had a child. They're both beyond disgusting!
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I did write it......I'm amazed that you don't know who Marjorie Taylor Green is.......Do you not watch any news?.... I get tired of watching our local news too, because the uptick in violence in the cities near us is depressing. My TV watching is mostly just for simple entertainment. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Sticks and stones break his bones but whips and chains excite him. Abracadabra 
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Sticks and stones break his bones but whips and chains excite him.
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Lulu! Your language! You shock me. ROFL... not. Many years ago, my first purchase on eBay was a table lamp. Not just any table lamp, but one from back in the 50s era, and it was my grandmother's. My sister and I had rescued it from the basement, cleaned it up and wasn't sure what to do with it. It didn't fit into either of our homes, so we decided to sell it online. Since she had done it before, she was the one who did the selling. As I watched it sell, I decided I didn't really want to sell it, but she couldn't just end the listing because it had several bids on it..... so I bid high enough to win it. But then, I didn't go pick it up and it sat at her house for several weeks, until finally my brother in law told me to come get that FUGLY lamp or he was going to throw it away. That's the first time I had heard the word, and I think it is so fitting for quite a few things. On, and the lamp still sits on a corner table in my living room. I'll do a blog about it sometime and post a picture. It would have worked well for Foto Friday letter F.
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I have never heard of a Fugly lamp or Matt and Marjorie, what the heck have I been missing out on ?  Off to Google I go. 
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I have never heard of a Fugly lamp or Matt and Marjorie, what the heck have I been missing out on ? Off to Google I go. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Maudie, you made me smile..... there is not lamp named Fugly.... Fugly is a blend of the words Fu..ing and ugly. We were discussing a couple lamps that were that ugly.  I must pay more attention when reading comments. in future lol. Fugly is a good word though, I like it.
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I don't use the F bomb so guess that is why I didn't know what fugly was along with ugly. But those two are winners that is for sure.
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