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SWAT TEAM ACCIDENTLY KILLS HIGHLY DECORATED NAVY SEAL IN FREAKISH MISHAP. My name is Bob Boob better known in these west-mid parts as the one and only BACKWARDS GUY!. Today run over with deep guilt (should read over run) I to vent and purge and finally come out with the truth about my one and only greatly failed Mission as Captain and leader of our Capac Michigan Swat Team. (Capac spelled backwards reads capac) In passing my police department application test, I scored all 150 exam questions wrong a near impossibility that made Chief Powers think I some kind of genius and he hired me immediately. Within two weeks, I had made 16 illegal traffic stops that while illegal and no arrests were made...Lead to over 16 million dollars of hard core drugs our Department confiscated. Promoted to Captain I found myself without a hell of a lot of actual training, heading up a highly equipped and trained 14 member certified Swat Team. Only two days on the dam job, Chief Powers gave me written instructions to perform a real dangerous Raid on a big Crystal Meth manufacturing Lab located in Capic's most plush and expensive neighborhood. His written instructions were to assemble my entire team and hit this dangerous dope house at exactly 2 am in the wee hours of themorning. Chief Powers also insisted on not making much noise as to awake and panic sleeping nearby neighbors should gun fire or bombs go off. With the chief off fishing for early season wall eyes in Lake Michigan, I started roll call at headquarters 45 minutes before the raid.. The only thing there was the Chief said 2AM and I got it backwards and set it for 2 PM in the afternoon that Saturday.. In it silent like the chief ordered, in stead of parking all of our Swat military type Units a block and a half away, I got the brilliant idea to use the Meter Maids Segway's riding vehicles instead. (those cuties don't ever work weekends). Only automatic weapons were carried by sling as we made our way clear across the city in our SWAT Vests and full uniforms. This freakin raid now unknowingly to all some 12 hours late, was supposed to be at a residence at 721 Palm street. Instead I got it sort of backwards and directed my team to set up a perimeter at 127 Palm street which is the sole residence of our towns biggest Military hero, E-6 Chief Petty Officer William Armstrong USN Retired! I Found out later, Mr Armstrong was expected his elderly mom and pop over for a nice Saturday afternoon lunch with all the trimmings. This included a six pound Pork Roast he was just taking out of the oven when my team arrived and got set up outside. In his kitchen with his living room television turned up real loud to hear the Detroit Tigers vs New York Yankees baseball game, I had mistaken Chiefs written command to go in silent and take the bull by the horn. Instead I picked up my BULL HORN and instead of saying " Come out with your hands up, I yelled 'OUT COME WITH YOUR FEET UP!!" Thinking my announcement mean he was coming out feet first in a body bag and in being a highly trained seal team 5 veteran, PO6 Will Armstrong immediately sprung into instant action by grabbing his always loaded and nearby HK MP5 9mm machjne gun and ran to shut off his living room television set. Yes drug dealers used to live there before him and he was alert to them maybe coming back for a HUGE CASK of drugs he found hidden in basement he had turned into our Chief Powers. It was pure uncut Columbian high grade coke with a street value estimated at over $600,000. This was when our K-9 Barko trained by the FBI for both drug sniffing and fire arms presence started to go crazy barking and trying to get off his leach....(see photo number 1 below). How the heck was I too know that Barko was strictey feed only non fat pork to keep him lean.mean and in excellent health.. Yes he got a good wiff of that nice Pork Loin just out of the oven and got a bit over excited! So thinking this drug house was about to open up on us, I gave the order to FIRE AT WILL........ Inside hearing my bull horn command he knew was not drug dealers at all and had to be the Capac Police Dept. When he came to the front door carrying that auto weapon, my boys cut loose with everything they had, No only armor piercing bullets, but with smoke bombs and flash grenades too. The coroner had stopping counting the bullet holes in poor Mr. Armstong body after reaching some 150 confirmed penetrations........His house went up in smoke and was almost completely burnt to the ground when his poor mom and dad arrived for lunch brunch..... Chief Powers fishing trip was cut short and I was FIRED when he was still 35 miles from Capac.. I should add that in his final seconds spent alive on earth, Will Armstong training cut in as he pulled the trigger to his auto 9mm that sent a volley of bullets heading our way before we all returned hostle fire... Of the 15 Segways parked behind us,. 13 were struck and deemed totaled. So all the meter maids were pissed off at our swat team The towns mayor fired Chief Powers for allowing me to not only join his once fine Department, but to Lead its most dangerous element also. There was no law against not reading the time correctly or mistaking Leading the bull for talking into a bull horn. I was cut loose and not even sued... And that's exactly what happened........The only good thing about that screwed up swat raid gone wrong, was that Barko the did break free and consumed every freaken scrap of that nice med rare roast.. enjoy the photo;s   |
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Eva,?Can I Stab Bats In A Cave? Madam In Eden, I'm Adam Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm BOB BOOB CAPAC
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on the lighter side,,,,,,,, did you hear abou the termite that swiftLy crawled into a gin joint and asked IS THE BAR TENDER HERE????
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I have made a few posts in here doing comparisons of then and new aspects of modern day life in our society. With shameful history, I find it both sad and necessary to conclude the end of our world as we know it today, is far more likely to end from within rather than from outer space. Probably microbiology gone airborne or a chain reaction to a new type of forbidden weapon of mass destruction from some lab in a third world country seeking immediate status. Thank God we seniors most likely won't be around. YES THE MISUSE OF POWER WAS AND IS GIVEN FOR THE PURPOSE OF GAINING CONTROL USING SO CALLED NECESSARY FORCE.. CERTAINLY NOT TO HAVE TOTAL AND ABSOLUTE POWER TO TAKE CITIZENS LIVES ON UNNECESSARY SPLIT SECOND JUDGEMENT CALLS . Most cops do a dam good job in an almost impossible job description. However there are some not screened properly that don't possess either the abilities to follow protocal and deep down are true cowards with a gun and a license to kill on the spot. I think this can be at least greatly reduced by having those shooting and beating inquiry boards hold them fully accountable for their actions and not covering things up to so call protect Police Departments all across America. Rodney Kings execution of pain caused the Watts riots and to date many other riots and protests have little to turn their tide of over zealous aggression. To me that old adage that you can fool some of the people some of the time but you cant fool all of the people all of the time could be borrowed in part to read: You can justly shooting some of the people some of the time, but you can't shoot all of the people all of the time because Murder is a Capital Offense in all three degrees!
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This story was written by me attaching a degree of lighthearted laughter. However deep down it was clearly illustrating a very important message. That being an ever growing list of law enforcement officers local, state and federal are unqualified to wear a badge of authority. I worked an ambulance for seven years in a city and metro area consisting of some 300,000 total citiens. I could write a med sized book on the scenes I witinessed first hand. Someone please invent a gun that can instantly render a person totally helpless without killing them or crippling them for life! end of problem!!!!!!!!!!
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12/23/2018 3:09 pm |
I watch cops on tv sometimes. bad boy bad boy..
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