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THIS WILL ROCK BARACKS EAT DOG world To many of us, our present pets become almost like to us. Take a that greets your return home after hours away from him He's so glad and excited to see you. His tail wags and he prances in a state of deep excitement and joy. He doesn't care a dam bit if your shirt is soiled and you might just need a bath or if you had a freakenin bad day at your former in-laws or ex wife's home. He is 100% loyal and you are his God, his true master and he lives to please you in every dam way he can understand with his far inferior brain to human beings. He will guard your property and protect you at the very cost of his life. He will do his dam best to faithfully follow you in the yard. sit in front of you making your couch or chair safe from any kind of sudden invasion. His ears will perk up when a stranger enters the yard and he will stand slightly in front of you in case a sudden movement ever takes place. He waits all day long to be fed and never complains about your cooking nor the portion you decided you wanted to portion for him At worse he will lick his empty water dish in mockery as a slight low key hint that it needs filling as its in the 90's both inside and outside! To him you car is a magic chariot in which he loves to stick his head out the window feeling the wonderful refreshing cooler air while a host of new smells invade his sensitive nostrils. At night when you become helpness in slumber, He or she will lighlty sleep at the foot of your bed facing the door so that any one or danger will have to go through them to get to you. He lets you know when people outside are approaching. He will fetch what you throw, His tail will wag in genuine happiness and acceptence unlike peoples tongues wagging for self gain. Your tries with heart and soul to Please you in any and everyway they can.. It is their sole mission in life other than a minute or two of breeding. Perhaps the most disturbing thing I ran across concerning dogs, is that in WW2, the Russians trained dogs wearing strapped on jackets of high shortfused explosives to run under German Tanks and blow them up. Maybe thats why all five dogs I have owned over my lifetime.......ABSOLUTE ly refuse to drink VODKA? 
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so what if your allergic to dog hairs or he ruins you new rug in the winter time while out for most of the day!
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its totally your fault when you stepped in it as you should always keep your head bowed low. the same as you start to talk to him up close and that wide fast tongue of his delivers a French kiss.  
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Humor is Gods way of replacing disagreement, strong dislike, no win arguments and being preached at with the simple easy to view and digest things enjoyed in light hearted context!
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