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HONORING DIANEMARIE, BLESSEDONE AKA FATASS FARTGOGAL! FOR OUR NOVEMBER GIFT FOR THE FRONT YARD PER TODAYS BLOG OF THEIR EARLY NOVEMBER GIFT. FROM ALL OF US DEDICATED 178 DAILY REGULARS IN HERE AND ESPECIALLY FROM YOUR AUNTIE CAROLINA GAL CANT HELP BUTT CRACK A BIG GAINT SMILE! ALMOST AS HIGH AS YOUR FRONT YARD TREASURE OF RECYCLED DOES REALLY MATTER?????!! ITS THE PERFECT BLEND BETWEEN HOGGY OUR FAT PIG SOW AND CUD-LIPS OUR STOLEN REAL UGLY JERSEY LANDFILL COW ALONG WITH THAT GIGANTIC GREEN MED FLY FRONT YARD PILE THAT COVER OUR MOTORTLESS RUSTY JOHN DEERE PLOW THAT MAKES FOR OUR EARLY NOVEMBER SMELLY BROWN CHRISTMAS GIFT! WITH ME THROWING SO MUCH EVERY DAY BLOG SHIT ON MY TEN A DAY BLOGS, THAT NEVER SEEM TO QUIT AND ME AND DAN BOTH WEARING MATCHING TOOTHLESS SMILES WHILE VIEWING OUT OUR PICTURE WINDOW, OUR PERFECT 28 FOOT PILE SO EVERY DECEMEMBER WHEN IT BECOMES SO COMPLETELY FROZE COVERING BOTH OF OUR TOTALLY UNWASHED MANURE PIGGY TOES THAT BRINGS OUR SMELLY BROWN CHRISTMAS SO DAM FULL OF SMILES FOR OUR HUMBLE MANURE FARM HAS BECOME A FARGO LANDMARK FOR ALL IN NORTH DAKOTA TO COMPLETELY AVOID AND DODGE FROM ITS STENCH OF THE WORSE KNOWN TO MANKIND SMELLS TO ME AND DAN CO- SHARING OUR HEAVENLY WELEFARE LODGE SO WHY DO ALL OUR PISSED OFF GHETTO BADLANDS NEIGHBORS HOLD NIGHTLY TORCH HELD PROTEST ALWAYS HELD AFTER DARK WHEN THOSE WINTER WINDS ALWAYS BLOWING IN ALL DIRCTIONS FOR THEIR LOUD SHIT SMELL CO- TRUMP PROTESTS THEY EMBARK WITH ME AND DAN NIGHTLY INTERUPTED WHEN TRYING TO MAKE LOVE ALWAYS RIGHT AFTER OUR TWO HOUR CHATS FOR TRUMPS RE-ELECTION HIM WEARING HIS RETIRE ROTO ROOTER MIDDLE FINGERED PRIZED GLOVE AND ALL 310 POUNDS OF ME SO EXCITED OVER DAN'S TWO INCH ERECTION! SO COME ON OUT AND VISIT THE TWO OF US PLUS OUR TWO PRIZED MANURE CREATATORS BUT BE WARNED THAT DAN AND I LIKE TWO MONKEYS ON THE DE-VINE ARE DIEHARD SWINGING MASTURBATORS!! |
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ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN AND MY DEAR DAN IS SO GAY OUR POOP PILE HAS REACHED 25 FEET SO I'M TRULY CELEBRATIING ALL TODAY WE DROVE ON BY A DAM CHURCH AS I HAVE WATER ON BOTHY KNEES WE ARE JUST NORTH DAKOTA DREAMERS AND MANURE ALWAYS MAKES ME SNEEZE
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