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FART-GO GAL BUSTED ON FELONY CRACK CHARGES Described by Det. Captain Ronald O'Hair the head of the Fargo North Dakota Police Departemnts Drug Enforcement Division as simply a random late afternoon almost routine search of a suspicious female airport passenger in the boarding section, some 97 pounds of PURE CRACK LOOSELY NESTLED UNDER HER SKIRT turned ?????   Taken into Joint Custody by both the Fargo Airport Authority and the Fargo Police Departmentt was a 62 year old woman dressed in an oversized farm type skirt covered in hay and dried random pig patties while her alleged husband who only identified himself arresting authorities simply as Dan her common law farmer husband was also arrested when an XXX illegal comic book containing the graphic images of a totally butt naked Winnie the Poo engaged in Lewd acts with Harry Potters year old was found stuffed down the back of his coveralls!  According Captain O'Hair, her totally unwashed 97 pound crack was deemed a Severe Sanitary Pubic Health Risk to the general public!.  "In my 23 years the job, I have never seen that much crack any woman!" O'Hair also added that it was his departments sworn duty in the name of public safety " CLEAN THIS ACT!!"!! Intending Fly United with her shabby skinny spouse Daniel, this self proclaimed professional author/writer had boarding tickets Charlotte North Carolina and the address of a possible Lesbian girl friend she only chose identify as LULU!  After the waterboarding done in hanger 6 over the period of almost two full hours, the cleaned pair were released and the dirty comic book destroyed by a flight mechanics handy blow torch. After being given a full weeks worth of Weight Watchers cuisine coupons by the gathered crowd of very sympathetic onlookers, the Fat and Skinny pair appeared to cancel their intended plans to go east to see LULU!  When last heard, the Plump farm gal was MUTTERING OVER AND OVER AGAIN , that "HOW SHE REALLY HAD WANTED TO TAKE LULU OUT!" s 
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I will remain both kind and considerate in not Mentioning the Tattoo of a black bearded President Trump just below her soda can sized belly button! 
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YES I KNOW.AND UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE DARES COMMENT ON THIS POST BUT WHAT THE HELL. A GREAT SILENT SECRET LAUGH AT ONE THAT LIKE HER IDOL TRUMP IS TYING TO DESTROY THIS BLOG SECTION THE SAME WAY. 
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