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Dumb Wisconsin Laws
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2019 4:15 am
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You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Citizens may not murder their enemies.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
At one time, margarine was illegal.
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.
Kenosha
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
La Crosse
It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
It is illegal to play checkers in public.
You cannot "worry a squirrel."
Milwaukee
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
Racine
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
St. Croix
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
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A relationship is over
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2019 4:15 am
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1.All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.

2.Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!"

3.Your connection to his server is constantly refused.

4.You get a Dear John E-mai...Your name is Fred.

5.They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole.

6.She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!!

7.She tells you that she's been working a lot. You think its a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom!!

8.During an intimate moment in a chat room, she reveals herself to be GRANDMA!!
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Teenagers
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2019 4:15 am
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lol
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Drink
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 7:59 pm
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ON Certain days
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Womans Guild
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2019 4:15 am
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lol
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WHY BEER IS BETTER THEN A WOMAN
Posted:Dec 2, 2018 5:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2018 7:55 pm
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LOL
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