HO HO HO, Kimosabe
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Posted:Dec 23, 2017 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2017 6:14 am 2662 Views
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It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'
'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked
The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood!'
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Perverted Progressive Propagandist Keeps Job
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Posted:Dec 20, 2017 3:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2017 12:36 pm 2628 Views
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While admitting he is um, the NYT refused to fire "star reporter" Glenn Thrush (yeah - who????).
Multiple incidents but no consequences. Who does he think he is? Bill Clinton?!?
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You Don't Suppose........
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Posted:Dec 18, 2017 9:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2017 4:02 pm 2519 Views
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Perusing an article about the new Star Wars film, I was struck by the incredibly deep level of trivial knowledge displayed by commenters.
I posted the following: "Grubers know more about (meaningless details of a movie) then the Constitution".
Comments stopped. A few started to post then thought better of it.
Did a few light bulbs FINALLY come on?
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Have Yourself a Racist Little Christmas
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Posted:Dec 16, 2017 6:38 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2017 9:50 am 2405 Views
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As Maisie pointed out, the discovery that "Jingle Bells" is racist by a BU troglodyte is the hot Progressive news of the Season.
I can't wait until the realize that snow, mostly, is White. They'll lose what-can-only-laughingly-be-called their minds.
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New Bling Craze
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Posted:Nov 19, 2017 8:23 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2017 7:10 am 2555 Views
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Picture this: a "gold" bar on a chain. On one side: "ME TOO". On the other: "I KNEW".
Display the side which will get you the most fake sympathy.
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TDS Gene Identified
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Posted:Nov 18, 2017 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 8:18 am 2259 Views
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Symptoms: ranting, raving, lying, Same gene as the one which causes Progressive thinking. No logic, little intelligence.
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Miss-Castings
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Posted:Oct 28, 2017 8:33 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2017 6:16 am 2383 Views
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AKA roles someone should have steered them away from.
2 of my faves: John Wayne as Genghis Khan. And Bogart as a Mexican bandido.
Anyone else?
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Perspective
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Posted:Oct 26, 2017 3:47 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2017 5:44 am 2243 Views
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The Left has "the Dossier"
Conservatives have the Constitution
Our Founders pledged their lives, fortunes and sacred honor
Grubers would sell out the USA for a free phone.
Pretty happy with my choices so far.
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I Was WRONG!
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Posted:Oct 18, 2017 2:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2017 6:52 am 2316 Views
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And I'm big enough to admit it. There have been no screams of "McCarthyism" coming from the Hollywood pervs regarding the widening Weinstein casting couch scandal.
Nope.
But Woody ("I LOVE boffing my step-) Allen DID say he hoped it didn't become a witch-hunt.[/SIZE]
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