New Year, Old Blower
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Posted:Jan 1, 2017 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2017 5:05 pm 8123 Views
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Looks like another 365.25 days of stupid.
Suicide is painless, ya putz.
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"Drink a cup of kindness"
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Posted:Jan 1, 2017 12:32 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2017 9:05 pm 8474 Views
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Well, not really. This last election reminds me of a "time gone by". A history professor saying that the election cycle we were in was the chance to repudiate or reinforce the "New Deal". Fortunately, Ronnie won.
We seem to have done it again, halting the slide into a fantasy of a New World Order: No borders. Free this and that. Everything which isn't verboten is mandatory. Not my kind of paradigm.
So, I raise my glass, take a stiff jolt, and steel myself to take grubers (kicking, screaming, rioting, shooting and whining) into the future. A future in which traditional American values of hard work, self-reliance and a modicum of self-control can result in the achievement of The Dream. Made all the sweeter because they've done it themselves.
Happy New Year 
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Lefties of Canada Can't Even Do a Christmas Tree
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Posted:Dec 21, 2016 7:46 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2017 12:55 am 8693 Views
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Montreal was promised a tree to rival the ones which grace Rockefeller Center every year.
They got one that made Charlie Brown's tree look hale and healthy.
You really can't put lefties in charge of ANYTHING important.
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Hold Your Breath Until You Turn......
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Posted:Dec 20, 2016 9:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2016 2:29 pm 7533 Views
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"room temperature" would be MY first choice. Some pretty heavy players on the Dem side are continuing to act like spoiled three-year-olds. You know, the ones who will scream and cry and break things if not given their instant gratification.
Even if it means re-writing the Constitution.
Eliminating the Electoral College is their new mantra. Perhaps they should ask the Greeks how well a (not even pure) Democracy works. They invented it. They tried it. They were destroyed.
It's funny: they're about to find out how fudging the rules can turn around and bite you. "Dirty" Harry Reid's Nuclear Option (51 votes) is probably looming large in the nightmares of the Left.
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Head's Up, Santa!
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Posted:Dec 19, 2016 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2016 9:58 am 6568 Views
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In his final days, barry is going all-out to Fundamentally Change the USA. In order to grab a bigger share of the economy, he has outlawed the Merry Old Elf and plans to replace him with Federal Programs.
Since there is no WAY to get this boondoggle through Congress, it's all being done by Executive Order. Even if Trump reverses it, the cost will run to billions with the emergency hiring of Federal employees.
Barry has instructed NORAD to do its annual tracking of Santa, and, if he violates US airspace, shoot him down.
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#sendourdroneback
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Posted:Dec 17, 2016 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2016 2:49 pm 6189 Views
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....accompanied by a droopy-faced Mochelle (the Wookie) Obama pic.
That should do the trick!
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"We are feeling what having no hope feels like"
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Posted:Dec 16, 2016 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2016 10:06 am 7207 Views
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This pathetic bit of puke came out of our FLOTUS in an Oprah interview. Now, there's living in a bubble, and living in a bubble the size of the Death Star.
I vote we drop her designer-jungle-wear-clad butt into Aleppo and talk to us about no hope. If she doesn't make it out, we will at least have saved hundreds - if not THOUSANDS - of lobsters.
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A Self-aware Liberal
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Posted:Dec 14, 2016 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2016 1:26 am 7032 Views
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Loved a description of a woman describing herself: "I am left-leaning but consider myself a patriot".
Considering the antics of the Progressives in this Country, I think she may agree with me that the two are generally mutually exclusive.
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Proof of the Roswell Alien Theory
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Posted:Dec 14, 2016 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2016 7:50 pm 6954 Views
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What do we ALWAYS talk about when it comes to alien abduction?
ANAL PROBES
I'm going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow. I'm convinced they're using alien technology against us.
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