You May Be Too Fat When.......
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Posted:Jun 28, 2016 6:38 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 10:41 pm 3524 Views
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No, Fatboy, this isn't about you.
A friend's wife whom I would describe as morbidly obese recently expressed her dislike for Bison. I assumed she referred to the taste of the meat, but, no: the animals themselves.
On further inquiry, it seems that, on a trip to Yellowstone, a bull Bison began emulating her every move.
As a mating display, perhaps?
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Shark Week - Puh-LEEEEEEZE
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Posted:Jun 27, 2016 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2016 11:27 am 3431 Views
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I think the annual shark frenzy can be summed up this way: "Sharks are bad, M'kay?"
From pure garbage ("Megalodon") to re-editing of previous shows, I've quit wasting my time. They ARE fascinating. They've been around for a LONG time. I'd like to sink the Asian ships that catch them just to cut their fins off. But Shark Week has become a farce.
Here's a quiz for you sharkfreaks: When at a beach, I am more like to be killed by:
A) A shark attack
 A soda machine falling on me
I'm not going to spoil it, but, suffice to say, Coke kills.
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Sorry AGAIN, Blowhard and Grubers
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Posted:Jun 27, 2016 11:52 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2016 7:57 pm 3475 Views
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Oregon mom shoots intruder in her 's bedroom.
We'll have to wait and see if barry sends low-retta to charge her with violating the civil rights of a home invader.
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Sorry, Blowhard & Grubers
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Posted:Jun 27, 2016 8:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2016 11:17 am 3375 Views
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Va. Gov. Bob McDonnell's bribery conviction was overturned by the SCOTUS. Grubers looked like ISIS after a successful terrorist attack after the original conviction but they're awfully quiet about it now.
To recap: Republican = rush to judgement
Progressive = above the law
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Election of Obama Explained
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Posted:Jun 26, 2016 11:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2016 4:38 pm 3341 Views
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Here is a gruber blog post I came across today:
"Iraq was a beautiful, peaceful, happy country before Bush invaded."
What's next? "Hilly is honest."???????????????
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And ANOTHER Thing!
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Posted:Jun 25, 2016 5:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2016 9:16 am 3268 Views
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The only "participation ribbons" that mean jack are the ones you get for being in a combat zone or having qualified for combat and/or served in/on a combat vessel or vehicle. Others are Special Forces insignia.
Or anything ELSE that you've done to put your ass on the line for the USA or your fellow humans.
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AmericCorps Watchdog Killed
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Posted:Jun 25, 2016 9:34 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2016 8:39 pm 3264 Views
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Gerald Walpin, whose investigation into misuse of AmeriCorps funding in California resulted in his firing was killed in a hit-and-run.
Barry fired him after he exposed the misuse of government money to finance dem political projects.
I wonder if he was about to reveal more about barry's corrupt cabal.
It has not been confirmed that he was hit by a black, government-license-plated SUV driven by a skinny black man screaming "How about THAT for an Ameri-Corpse!!!"
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