A Tiger Tale
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Posted:May 26, 2015 11:05 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2015 3:59 pm 1409 Views
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Tiger Woods lived the fairytale. Best golfer on the planet - for a time.
Happily ever after is a questionable finish. Prince Charming started sneaking into the woods to do Red Riding Hood. Sleeping Beauty had brain damage from oxygen deprivation and was never "quite right".
Reality has a bad habit of returning - with devastating results.
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George Stephanopoulos
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Posted:May 17, 2015 12:11 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2015 2:35 pm 1756 Views
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Does he really like the Clintons? Is he terrified for his life? Does he LIKE being terrified?
Considering the number of Clinton friends/lawyers/employees who are either dead or in jail, I'd say he had a right to be afraid. At LEAST $75,000 afraid......
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Grubers vs. Lemmings
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Posted:May 15, 2015 7:44 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2015 2:14 pm 1530 Views
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Well, for starters, Lemmings only make the mistake ONCE.......
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Grubers Believe in Global Warming
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Posted:May 12, 2015 8:47 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2015 11:29 am 1662 Views
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but not in a God.
Well, grubers: why don't you make a list of predictions the "scientists" of Global Warming have made and see how many are accurate.
You'd be better off believing in Jo-Bu, the god from the movie "Major League".
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My New Sports Hero
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Posted:May 10, 2015 11:31 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2015 9:43 am 1616 Views
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He bolted to the lead in one of the toughest golf tournaments on the planet. He hasn't won it yet, but you have to love his attitude.
When the round was over last night, he didn't say he was going to Disneyland. He didn't go get a nose-full of coke. He didn't go have sex with a stranger. He didn't complain about the golf course.
He said: "I just saw my family over there. We're going to have dinner, put the in the bathtub then go to bed."
Chris Kirk is my new hero......
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Brave New World
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Posted:May 8, 2015 12:32 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2015 3:36 pm 1449 Views
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Well, we found the bomb shelter at the Greenbriar Resort. Where the Congress cockroaches and other royalty would hide out if their world breaks down. No doubt they have another hole to hide in.
But I digress: When the fit hits the shan and they duck into their hole, what will they find when they come out? A world (at least locally) populated by corrupt lawyers.
Sounds like poetic justice to me (and fodder for a sit-com).
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Childhood Trauma
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Posted:May 5, 2015 3:40 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2015 12:32 pm 1577 Views
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....involving pigs, a bald guy, guns, penises (penii?), and the Midwest.
Your thoughts?
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What If?.........
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Posted:Apr 26, 2015 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2015 7:58 am 1603 Views
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When I saw the first trailers for Madame Secretary, I thought it was a history re-write of Hilly's reign.
To be honest, I never watched it.
BUT! What if they re-did it to make her guilty of everything Hilly is accused of? What if "the server" kept popping up here and there? A naked Tea Leoni rolling in $$$$$?
Yeah - I'd watch.
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Evocative Words
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Posted:Apr 24, 2015 8:56 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2015 2:51 pm 1600 Views
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Funny how some words don't seem to line up with their meanings.
Cameroon - sounds like the color of the Corinthian Leather in your new Chevy Kwanzaa.
Sanguine - can mean either bloody or calm. Go figure.
Flammable/Inflammable - never mind.........
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