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DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!!
Posted:May 10, 2018 7:13 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2018 10:45 am
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No, it's not Global Warming.

Do NOT get between a snowflake and their cocoa/crayons/safe spaces for a few days. I expect Nancy Pelosi to re-announce the end of Civilization.

Why?

Trump is on a coin.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

In gratitude for Trump moving the Embassy to Jerusalem.

It must be KILLING the TDS crowd.
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Ahhhh.....the Good ol' Days.........
Posted:May 9, 2018 4:59 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2018 4:23 pm
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Some of the crap the Progressive monkeys are flinging revolves around Trump ing women for sex.

I guess they miss Clinton forcing them or the Kennedys killing them.

And, yeah: I mean Marilyn, too.
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Pig Penis Conspiracy?
Posted:Apr 8, 2018 12:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2018 10:45 am
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A recent leaf sucker post hints at a "takeover" of SFF. This site may not be Shangri-La, but those named in the cabal could do little else but turn it into a particularly fetid sewer. Suitable for them, but no one else.
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My "Service" Gila Monster
Posted:Apr 1, 2018 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2018 6:58 am
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With all the hysteria on both sides regarding "service" animals, I may have to take action.

My thought is a box with a spring-loaded top and some sort of rubber-reptile-looking-thing which "jumps" out when the lid is released.

I'm guessing there won't be more than one attempt to take it away from me.

No - it's not original.....they're usually called "Mongoose Boxes". But Gilas scare me more than "Mongeese", so...........
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Heeeeeeeeeeee's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Posted:Mar 17, 2018 11:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2018 2:48 pm
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The nightmare on the links has returned.

Tiger is back. Tied for 2nd last week. In contention this week in Arnie's tournament (which he's won EIGHT TIMES).

He's had back-fusion surgery. He's 42. His swing speed is FASTER than it was in 2013.

The only downside is for his competitors. Not just that he can still outplay ALL of them, but the INTERVIEWS. "Hey - you just shot a course-record 53. How do you feel about Tiger?". It's not QUITE that bad, but almost.

Johnny Miller will be calling the game this afternoon. He's never been a Tiger fan and I can't wait to see how he reacts to the reincarnation.

I'm loving it.

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National Security Meeting
Posted:Feb 13, 2018 8:38 am
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2018 7:57 pm
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Everyone who is anyone is at the National Security Meeting. It's not over, and I can't say I heard every word, but one "Security" issue I have not seen yet is Global Warming.

But wait! Didn't barry say it was the #1 threat? To combat it, he proposed $9/gal gas, Carbon Credits and a variety of energy policies which, in his words, were going to send energy costs "through the roof".

This is even a better wealth-redistribution scam than Obamacare. Your pet "scientists" tell you if you're winning or losing the "war". Everyone must "sacrifice" to defeat the "enemy".

With this sort of thinking and the recent "Deep State" revelations, I feel we were teetering on the brink of becoming something other - and much worse - than the Republic our Founders envisioned.

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Sure, DiFi. Sure.
Posted:Jan 11, 2018 9:09 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2018 4:21 pm
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In a stunning Mea Culpa, Diane Feinstein blamed leaking the testimony from "The Dossier" hearings on her cold.
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Dem "Sitting it Out"
Posted:Jan 6, 2018 5:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2018 9:20 am
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So what else is new? Oregon Dem Congressman Earl Blumenauer (representing Portland) won't be attending the State of the Union Address.

If all the dems did was "sit it out", we would be in much better shape. Sadly, they are actively undermining our recovery from 8 years of an incompetent Community Organizer.

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A New Year's Resolution Which Can Be Kept
Posted:Dec 31, 2017 8:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2018 7:21 am
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The leaf sucker has just pledged to be stupid for the coming 365.

Talk about a no-brainer.
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It's "SIR Ringo" if you please.
Posted:Dec 29, 2017 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2017 8:48 am
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Long overdue.
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