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Yellow-Stream Media Hysteria
Posted:Sep 20, 2017 7:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2017 10:32 am
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Trump says if we are attacked, we will fight back. Media response: "War criminal!!!!".

Our enemies could not possibly have better representation than our own press.
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We're All Doomed - AGAIN!
Posted:Sep 16, 2017 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2017 9:41 pm
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A numerologist cult has concluded that Sept. 23rd is J- (Judgement) Day. "Planet X" is going to do a fly-by and wipe us out.

Dang - and I just made a lunch date with a cute gal that day.
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The Voice of Experience
Posted:Sep 13, 2017 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2017 7:01 am
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Sounds like leafsucker is giving his life story to us at last. Perhaps his brief absence was an attempt at a weiner-sucking record?

For him, that would be a "higher calling".


Apparently using the Sucker's own terms is considered profanity by SFF
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Low-Rent Manson Family
Posted:Sep 13, 2017 8:19 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2017 1:34 pm
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...is what comes to mind with leafsucker and his hens.
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penis....Penis....PENIS!!!!
Posted:Sep 10, 2017 6:00 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2017 6:48 am
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There - I just gave leaf-sucker a 2-in. woodie.
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Fukengrooven is BACK
Posted:Aug 28, 2017 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2017 6:32 am
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First, the Japanese touted "kansei engineering". It supposedly had something to do with how you feel about building a car. Not to be outdone, the Germans countered with "farfugnugen". This was about how you feel about DRIVING the car. It also generated hilarious take-offs like funken-grooven and my fave (in the title).

Well....they're BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Mazda now has "kodo design". The feeling of the motion of the car when it's standing still.

I'm not sure which is worse: a car which senses your feelings and functions accordingly or something like the Ya-who car which will only take you where IT (and Ya-who) thinks you ought to go.
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Go Play With Your Crayons
Posted:Aug 28, 2017 8:39 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2017 3:36 pm
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The good news? Crayons and paper are on sale at Staples Office Supplies. So go stock up, find a safe space and try not to "feel bad".

Look, gruber snowflakes: I am not responsible for the "bad" feelings you get when you see an American flag, a picture of Trump or a statue. NOBODY is - except you. If you are not emotionally equipped to take a walk outside of mom's basement without being "triggered", stay in the basement.

Just, PLEASE, don't vote or reproduce.
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"Some BLM members should be hung"
Posted:Aug 26, 2017 8:27 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2017 3:16 pm
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Thus sayeth a black Arizona university professor. He was subsequently (long after the statement was made) suspended.

I agree with the suspension: the proper term is "hanged".
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“The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.”
Posted:Aug 26, 2017 7:02 am
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2017 7:44 am
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From the self-described "private" war leafsucker is having with "Mr Ed" (in a public blog, no less) to barry's "hope and change", the ignorance or deliberate misuse of language is a staple of the Left.

It is described very well in "1984". "2+2=5" is a probably the easiest example. If you are a good little slave to Big Brother, the equation is fine. If Big Brother tells you it is.


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Can Grubers Get Any More Stupid?
Posted:Aug 25, 2017 9:20 am
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2017 3:01 pm
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They haven't reached rock bottom yet, but they're well on their way. The most recent example? A racist horse.

USC's longtime mascot is under fire for having the same (sorta) name as Gen. Robt. E. Lee's horse (Traveler vs Traveller).

When asked, the snow-white dam of the current snow-white Traveler admitted her family had been Clan-horses for generations.
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