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MOTHERHOOD -- THE GREATEST GIFT ON EARTH!
Posted:Feb 19, 2021 11:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2021 8:20 pm
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MOTHERHOOD -- THE GREATEST GIFT ON EARTH!

A NOW SINGLE MOM IS MANY THINGS
THAT COULD NO LONGER STAY A WIFE
SINCE SHE TOOK OFF HER WEDDING RING
SHES NOW THE SOLE KEEPER OF LITTLE LIVES

WHO UNSELFISHLY COOKS, CLEANS AND DEDICATES
ALL OF HER LONG ENDURING WAKING DAYS
TO MAKING LIFE HAPPY FOR HER LITTLE ONES
WITHOUT EVER EVEN ASKING TO SIMPLY BE PAID

AT TIMES SHE FEELS SO LONELY
AND ASKS DEAR LORD WHY ME ?
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN
WHY COULDNT HE SIMPLY JUST SEE ?

ALTHOUGH ALL OF HER WEDDING PROMISES
ARE JUST ABOUT NOW COMPLETELY GONE
SHE MAINTAINS HER UPBEAT COURAGE
TO JUSTIFLY ALL THOSE UNFAIRLY WRONGS

FOR THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF WAYS
TO SIMPLY GIVE THEM BOTH HER TRUE LOVE
TO TEACH AND LEAD BY PRIME EXAMPLE
YES TO HANDLE THEM BOTH WITH GLOVES

THANK GOD FOR TIME THAT ALWAYS DOES HEAL
DURING FIRST MONTHS NOW TURNED INTO YEARS
WHERE STRENGTH AND COURAGE WILL SURELY PREVAIL
DISPITE ALL HER MANY DEEP FELT UNFOUNDED FEARS

YES SHE WILL ALWAYS FIND A MAGICAL WAY
TO TURN TEARS INTO PROUD YOUNG SMILES.
SOLVING EVERY NEW CRISIS OR ARRIVING PROBLEMS
SIMPLY JUST GIVE OUR MAGICAL MOM A LITTLE WHILE

THERES SO LITTLE SHE EVER EVEN ASKS FOR
OUTSIDE OF MAYBE A SIMPLE GOOD NIGHT KISS
THAT FILLS HER HEART WITH LOVING WARMTH
OH SUCH ADORABLE SINGLE PARENT LITTLE

YES THE GIFT OF MOTHERHOOD IS INDEED
LIFES MOST SACRED AND PRECIOUS GIFT
FOR NO OTHER SINGLE THING UPON EARTH
CAN MAKE LITTLE INNOCENT HEARTS UPLIFT

SO IN YOUR TIMES OF DIRE HARDSHIPS
IN ACCEPTING YOUR VERY SPECIAL ROLE
TO FILL THEIR HEARTS WITH HAPPINESS
AND NURTURE BOTH THEIR LITTLE SOULS

FOR ONE DAY IT SHALL COME TO PASS
YOUR WILL BOTH BE FULLY GROWN
TO RAISE THEIR IN A WORLD OF LOVE
JUST THE WAY THEIR BELOVED MOM HAS SHOWN

(written on July 17,2007 for a very special friend who became a very proud and loving grandmother on that very date.


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NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN LOVE
Posted:Feb 19, 2021 10:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2023 8:05 pm
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NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN LOVE

It was that rounded suspended Harvest moon
On it's silent creeping mission across the skies
That briefly cast it's mystic golden light
Magically highlighting that love of mine

My prone sleeping angel now quite still
A contented smile painted cross her
As I wondered if in her happy dream
I perhaps held a very special place ?

Her pale blue then open sleeping bag
In full contrast to her short silver hair
That pug nose that I adored so much
Now uplifted in its silent quest for air

Now a chirping cricket sang his song
Breaking the silence of the forest night
Causing my special love to slightly stir
With her knees now drawn up tight

For this coming morning we would return
Back into the full folds of our city routines
Our week long nature camping trip thus ended
As I sent my kiss into those golden rayed beams

It was the skillets sizzling sounds of bacon
That awoke my love from her peaceful rest
That harvest moon now slowly was replaced
By the narrow slowly rising suns red crest

While I will never know how that cricket made out
I do know that falling in love never does quite end
For each , each moment that we live as one
It becomes the most wonderful Gift Life sends!

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EMOTIONS VERSES CLEAR THINKING
Posted:Feb 19, 2021 9:37 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2021 11:17 pm
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EMOTIONS

More times than not in life
In many of the things we do
Do we stupidly allow
How we are feeling now
Too most foolishly cloud
N' narrow many of our views

For Emotions always work two ways
Either to guide us or to get us lost
It's the price you always have to pay
Where unlearned lessons dearly cost

So learn to let your mind simply reason
Combining logic with true lessons received
Never decide using just angry pride
For clear thinking never deceives!
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HER UNSEEN HEAVENLY SOULMATE
Posted:Feb 18, 2021 11:10 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2021 8:21 pm
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HER UNSEEN HEAVENLY SOUL MATE

SHES FOUND HERSELF A REAL SOUL MATE
BUT HE'S MERELY A CONSTELLATION PRIZE
NO OTHER WOMAN CAN POSSIBLY SEE HIM
FOR HE'S INVISIBLE TO OTHERS PROBING EYES

ONLY SHE CAN HEAR HIS SILENT VOICE
THIS STRICKLY NIGHT PERSON FROM AFAR
NEVER TO APPEAR ON THE WALK OF FAME
ALTHOUGH HE LIVES AMONGST THE STARS

AND WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS LOOK UP TO HIM
WHEN HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING DOWN AT HER
FOR FLATTERY GETS HER NOWHERE
NOR WILL LIMO'S JEWELS OR FURS

HIS SMALL FAMILY IS BUT TWO DISTANT COUSINS
FAITH AND HOPE ARE THEIR HEAVENLY NAMES
FOR THEY BOTH ALSO CAN DELIVER PROMISES
BRINGING HONEST WISHES VOID OF SELFISH GAINS

IT'S ONLY DURING SOME CLOUDY TIMES
THAT HER CONNECTION BECOMES LOST
YES A STARLESS NIGHT VOID OF HIS DELIGHTS
WITH HER SLEEPLESS PILLOW SADLY TOSSED

BUT THANK GOD FOR TOMORROWS
WHEN SHE CAN AGAIN WISELY GAZE
TO THOSE CLEAR SKIES UP ABOVE
THAT SHE NOW SO DEARLY LOVES

BRINGING SUCH PROMISE HER DESERVING WAY


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PRESENTING MEN AND WOMANS JUSTIFIED DIFFERENCES
Posted:Feb 18, 2021 9:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2021 7:00 am
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PRESENTING MEN AND WOMANS JUSTIFIED DIFFERENCES

Input along with her advise
Are most times not quite right
When Delivered in pure speculation

For hidden agendas often apply
Whose mission is to clearly deny
Full speed ahead without hesitation

For us men all have been forewarned
Of the fury of a woman once scorned
Living Hell bent on extracting revenge

So who is really the dam blame
Of these ongoing gender games
That always will exist without end

You see opposites certainly attract
In times of both peace and attacks
Thus divided and united are but one

Such a vast history of pure Love and Hate
With Now 50% marriage and divorce rates
With this battle of the sexes not quite done !





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FART-GO GAL BUSTED ON FELONY CRACK CHARGES
Posted:Oct 10, 2020 1:15 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2023 8:02 pm
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Described by Det. Captain Ronald O'Hair the head of the Fargo North Dakota Police Departemnts Drug Enforcement Division as simply a random late afternoon almost routine search of a suspicious female airport passenger in the boarding section, some 97 pounds of PURE CRACK LOOSELY NESTLED UNDER HER SKIRT turned ?????

Taken into Joint Custody by both the Fargo Airport Authority and the Fargo Police Departmentt was a 62 year old woman dressed in an oversized farm type skirt covered in hay and dried random pig patties while her alleged husband who only identified himself arresting authorities simply as Dan her common law farmer husband was also arrested when an XXX illegal comic book containing the graphic images of a totally butt naked Winnie the Poo engaged in Lewd acts with Harry Potters year old was found stuffed down the back of his coveralls!

According Captain O'Hair, her totally unwashed 97 pound crack was deemed a Severe Sanitary Pubic Health Risk to the general public!.

"In my 23 years the job, I have never seen that much crack any woman!"


O'Hair also added that it was his departments sworn duty in the name of public safety " CLEAN THIS ACT!!"!!

Intending Fly United with her shabby skinny spouse Daniel, this self proclaimed professional author/writer had boarding tickets Charlotte North Carolina and the address of a possible Lesbian girl friend she only chose identify as LULU!

After the waterboarding done in hanger 6 over the period of almost two full hours, the cleaned pair were released and the dirty comic book destroyed by a flight mechanics handy blow torch.

After being given a full weeks worth of Weight Watchers cuisine coupons by the gathered crowd of very sympathetic onlookers, the Fat and Skinny pair appeared to cancel their intended plans to go east to see LULU!

When last heard, the Plump farm gal was MUTTERING OVER AND OVER AGAIN , that "HOW SHE REALLY HAD WANTED TO TAKE LULU OUT!"



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HONORING DIANEMARIE, BLESSEDONE AKA FATASS FARTGOGAL! FOR OUR NOVEMBER GIFT FOR THE FRONT YARD
Posted:Oct 8, 2020 8:44 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2020 9:15 am
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PER TODAYS BLOG OF THEIR EARLY NOVEMBER GIFT. FROM ALL OF US DEDICATED 178 DAILY REGULARS IN HERE AND ESPECIALLY FROM YOUR AUNTIE CAROLINA GAL CANT HELP BUTT CRACK A BIG GAINT SMILE! ALMOST AS HIGH AS YOUR FRONT YARD TREASURE OF RECYCLED DOES REALLY MATTER?????!!

ITS THE PERFECT BLEND BETWEEN HOGGY OUR FAT PIG SOW
AND CUD-LIPS OUR STOLEN REAL UGLY JERSEY LANDFILL COW
ALONG WITH THAT GIGANTIC GREEN MED FLY FRONT YARD PILE
THAT COVER OUR MOTORTLESS RUSTY JOHN DEERE PLOW

THAT MAKES FOR OUR EARLY NOVEMBER SMELLY BROWN CHRISTMAS GIFT!

WITH ME THROWING SO MUCH EVERY DAY BLOG SHIT
ON MY TEN A DAY BLOGS, THAT NEVER SEEM TO QUIT
AND ME AND DAN BOTH WEARING MATCHING TOOTHLESS SMILES
WHILE VIEWING OUT OUR PICTURE WINDOW, OUR PERFECT 28 FOOT PILE

SO EVERY DECEMEMBER WHEN IT BECOMES SO COMPLETELY FROZE
COVERING BOTH OF OUR TOTALLY UNWASHED MANURE PIGGY TOES

THAT BRINGS OUR SMELLY BROWN CHRISTMAS SO DAM FULL OF SMILES

FOR OUR HUMBLE MANURE FARM HAS BECOME A FARGO LANDMARK
FOR ALL IN NORTH DAKOTA TO COMPLETELY AVOID AND DODGE
FROM ITS STENCH OF THE WORSE KNOWN TO MANKIND SMELLS
TO ME AND DAN CO- SHARING OUR HEAVENLY WELEFARE LODGE

SO WHY DO ALL OUR PISSED OFF GHETTO BADLANDS NEIGHBORS
HOLD NIGHTLY TORCH HELD PROTEST ALWAYS HELD AFTER DARK
WHEN THOSE WINTER WINDS ALWAYS BLOWING IN ALL DIRCTIONS
FOR THEIR LOUD SHIT SMELL CO- TRUMP PROTESTS THEY EMBARK

WITH ME AND DAN NIGHTLY INTERUPTED WHEN TRYING TO MAKE LOVE
ALWAYS RIGHT AFTER OUR TWO HOUR CHATS FOR TRUMPS RE-ELECTION

HIM WEARING HIS RETIRE ROTO ROOTER MIDDLE FINGERED PRIZED GLOVE
AND ALL 310 POUNDS OF ME SO EXCITED OVER DAN'S TWO INCH ERECTION!

SO COME ON OUT AND VISIT THE TWO OF US
PLUS OUR TWO PRIZED MANURE CREATATORS
BUT BE WARNED THAT DAN AND I
LIKE TWO MONKEYS ON THE DE-VINE

ARE DIEHARD SWINGING MASTURBATORS!!




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can't begin to tell you how excited I am at the possibility of a woman Vice President
Posted:Jul 20, 2020 10:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2020 10:17 pm
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FYI INFORMATION ABE LINCOLN WAS THE VERY FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT MY DEAR PANTS- HER..

HISTORY HAS PROVEN THAT ..not so honest Abe

WAS SHOT IN THE BOX

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I'm a real stand up guy
Posted:Apr 27, 2020 9:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2021 4:26 pm
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Outstanding be sure. If you like being hard pressed, then count in.
Real ladies only that get better with age and experience.
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