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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted:May 15, 2018 6:38 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2018 6:16 am
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A pastor I know brought this to a meeting for fun. Thought I'd share.

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic – Only one. Hands already in the air

Pentecostal – Ten. One to change the light bulb, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians – None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic – None. Candles only

Baptists – At least 15. One to change the light bulb and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Anglicans – 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists - Undecided

Uniting - Whether your light is light, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Mormons – 6. Five wives to replace the bulb while husband reviews church lighting policy

Lutherans – None. Lutherans don't believe in change

Amish – What's a light bulb?
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My reflecton on Big Blocks abortion poem
Posted:Mar 2, 2018 9:23 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2018 6:47 am
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In ancient times people worshiped through various religious orgies. The fathers of these unwanted children were often unknown. The children were sacrificed by throwing them into the hot arms of their god Molech. They were cremated alive. Drums would beat loudly to drown out the screams while the child died. That was ancient abortion, unwanted children through fornication. God judged that and wiped out those that committed it and people wonder why God wiped out some nations. More to the point, wouldnt you wonder why if He didnt? 3,000 abortions a day? He wont remain passive much longer. Judgement will come for this.

Today it's similar, unwanted children can be sacrificed younger still. The unheard screams of a child in the womb will be heard by the Creator. Judgement will come.

Some say, "How dare you tell a woman what to do with her body!?"
It's not her body she's sacrificing, it's her son or daughter's.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. - Ronald Reagan.
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Grandson's intro to football.
Posted:Feb 27, 2018 6:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2018 10:04 pm
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My eldest daughter told me a story the other day and I thought it was cute. She'd taken my eldest grandson who is 8 years old to a football game with all adults in both teams, it was 'flag football' or 'touch football'.

It doesnt involve tackling the opponents, just doing maneuvers to avoid them and if you are touched you have to stop play and I'm not sure what you do after that, whether you pass the ball to the other team, have 3 touches and then pass the ball to the other team or what, I dont know, but whatever the rules my grandson was on the sideline looking enviously at them.

These men were all from my church, one African American pastor is a huge man, a martial artist and does weights etc. He told my grandson to come and play, they were careful not to run into him and the pastor let him catch him twice, but then got a shock. My grandson got him a couple of times when he didnt want to be touched, the kid was fast.

On one occasion when it was time to kick off, the two teams faced each other, they stared at my grandson and he stared right back. Then they started intimidating him, trying to tease him and saying stuff like, "He's too small. We'll run rings around him" and lots of other things. He stared at them for a while and then just said, "I didnt come here to talk."

What a kid! Mum was proud and the guys laughed. She was beaming telling me about it all. He wants to go back again next week. He's hooked.
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Delicious Devil?
Posted:Jan 17, 2018 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2018 5:35 am
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A pastor friend of mine told me this story about an Aboriginal friend of his who became a pastor. After a few years of having his own church he came back to my friend's church to preach.

Introducing his sermon he announced that if Adam and Eve had been Aboriginal they'd have no problem with sin today. The congregation was puzzled, was this becoming racial? They were a little nervous and wondered where this was going and then he said;They wouldn't have worried about the apple, they'd have eaten the snake.

Gotta love the way he broke the ice.
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A modern nursery rhyme.
Posted:Jun 15, 2017 10:36 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 7:10 am
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There was a devious old woman who lived in a shoe,

she had so many tax funded children (because she liked so many bad boys and couldnt keep her legs shut) she knew exactly what to do.

Each bad boy dumped her cause they knew what she was like,
so the government became husband of that sensual old bike.

Of course the tax payers pay for the kids education,
a massive burden upon our great nation.

Most of them kids have landed in (tax funded) jail,
the rest hookers and pimps, a couple on bail,

We know today that this is the trend,
living unhappily ever after, this now is THE END.
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A Hermit's perspective
Posted:Feb 10, 2017 10:46 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 7:13 am
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I believe the marriage problem of today is largely the government's fault. Firstly the word adultery has long been done away with from the divorce courts; the "No Blame Policy" has send men to the wall when it used to be the guilty party that suffered, and rightly so. Men are not interested in legally signing their lives away anymore after seeing horror story after horror story of men losing all they had and destined to a life of slavery to the woman who can continue in another relationship while on his money. Suicide is not uncommon among these men.

Many women as soon as it gets difficult just pull the pin instead of working it out, 78% of divorces are instigated by the woman. Why? She's the financial winner, also the emotional winner; she in most cases gets the kids. Guys see this gold digging and the emotional cost and walk away. It may be the beginning of the end of Western Civilization as we know it. We are going to be out bred. A very low percentage of men are actually Senior FriendFinder Yet many are accused of it, years later when it financially suited some woman. Sure there were some real cases, but plenty are not as well. What happens to the woman when it's proven false? Nothing! She should be thrown in jail for 10 years because if she had succeeded that guy's life would be ruined forever . What message are guys getting? Stay away from women; it's too dangerous to get involved. Milo Y, the one who was protested against at Berkeley in a clip quoted Senior FriendFinder statistics reported by Lesbian women against each other was 38%! I'm not saying there's no bad men out there, there are and should be dealt with, but there's a lot of bad women who just seem to go under the radar.

Secondly the housing prices have been inflated so high that the woman has to work as well which contributes to the family falling apart, kids are farmed out to carers while the real mother has to work. When it's only one in a job and ends do not meet it can lead to real problems on agreeing where the money ought to be spent.

I hear some ladies say, "You need a companion!" Like hell I do. "You'll die alone." Yes! I dont want anyone hovering over me when I'm dying, would drive me nuts. I prefer to go like the elephant to its graveyard, just lie down away from everyone, fade away, uninterrupted. That's death with dignity.

My observation is that most single and a lot of married women have either emotional or money problems or both, I'm yet to find one that has not. I'm a man and finding more and more I'm helping many of them but I do so and back off when they are on their feet. How many have reciprocated or cared about me? Out of all of them I only know one who tries to and also genuinely cares I believe, but she is very fiery. She'll never make a good partner, she's a fighter, it's her way only, and men dont want that. She's had a very, very hard life, it's turned her into who she is, I feel sorry for her. I felt like I'd picked up a feral cat, doomed, trapped in a sewer, it was grateful, but instinct makes it lash out its claws at any perceived negative, even from the hand that helped her.

I help others more than anyone has ever helped me. Why? Because I'm finally financially secure, it makes me feel good and having been 'through the divorce mill' can stand back and see many problems. Why am I financially secure? I'm single! Now it's my way or no way from now on, like my fiery friend. I'm in charge of my life and it's staying that way, if anyone doesnt like it they can get lost. Simple.

I really enjoy being alone, it took a long while to get used to it, but now I dont think I want it any other way. The peace is therapeutic, I cant wait to get home after being out and just vedge. I also have my phone turned off at night, or when I want a nap, or when I dont feel like talking. It drives some people nuts when I do this and I dont care. As I said before, I'm in charge. I turn off the world at will. And you know what? It's great getting old.
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Trump shut down Soros
Posted:Feb 2, 2017 7:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2017 5:31 am
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Clip titled - Trump just shut down George Soros

This is the transcript from the clip below.

He did it in an incredibly efficient way, without saying a word about Soros.

Trump announced he is going to run for President in 2020. What does that mean? It means that he's now a candidate for 2020, which is something that has never been done before - no incumbent President has ever announced candidacy this early before, EVER. What did this accomplish? SOROS, who does everything with NGO's has been shut up, because it is illegal for any NGO or foundation to speak or act against a candidate because that's interference with an election. So they can only do it against a president who is not a candidate. If he'd done this before the marches that took place, Soros would be toast even now.

So by saying he's a candidate this early, he has shut up Soros for 4 full years! HA HA HA, that's a good one! The details are HERE and keep in mind, this also badly stifles a lawsuit Soros is trying to push through with one of his foundations which claims Trump should be impeached because he is receiving money from foreigners via rents paid on properties he owns. That is an obvious mis-application of the law, which now cannot be done with a foundation, Soros has to do it directly.
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Investigate what you want to - Trump to Chavetz
Posted:Jan 31, 2017 7:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2017 6:35 am
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Interesting clip below, It's under 2 minutes. Gotta love Trey Gowdy also, a great man.

Trump Told Me To Investigate Whatever I Want" Jason Chaffetz Shocks Democrats
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Voting eligibility
Posted:Jan 30, 2017 10:23 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 7:19 am
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Voting eligibility.

1. I dont think anyone should be allowed to vote unless they are able to be drafted when necessary, or have fought in a war for their country, or have contributed very significantly to the country in some way, men and women.

My reason? You'll vote for the right people when it comes to war and have a true love for their country. Not vote for those who send off someone else to do their fighting for them with no idea what it's like while they sit comfortably at home shouting, "Do your patriotic duty!"

Also they are then probably more willing to accept all consequences for the votes more easily if 'draftable.' Another thought, why should women have the right to vote for any party that send men (and women) to their deaths in a war if they dont serve themselves?

2. I dont think anyone should be allowed to vote if they dont pay taxes.
My reason? It would reduce the handout mindset and improve the country immeasurably. Only those that pay should have a say.

Could be some interesting responses to this.

Any other reasons you can think of to 'qualify' someone's eligibility to vote - apart from just being born in the country? Be interesting to hear them. I'm sure there's some valid ones.
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Why the Change
Posted:Jan 28, 2017 5:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2018 4:17 am
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I found this interesting. I know there'll be those that wont agree, but that's ok. I will share it with the "WINNERS". It came from a clip. I might add here I dont agree with all of it, mainly the fat women part, that's going a bit too far.

They voted for Trump because ISIS is attacking etc. It's going crazy here. Immigrants coming in and women do not feel safe. Things were falling apart. Putin respects him. He's got power, resources & respect. Many admire just one of these qualities, he's got all 3. He always wins, that's why they chose him. 51% of voters in America are women. Working class white women voted for Trump, this has to include a substantial number of millennial women as well. Most of the protesting ones didn’t even vote in the first place.

This election showed a lot of things, a lot of people are afraid to talk about what they are thinking about because the liberals have made it so impossible, so now they are remaining silent on their opinions and simply taking action. Liberals had fooled themselves. The people won’t talk, won’t negotiate, just do what they choose to do. We just do what we do, that's why it's happened. It's the same wave we've seen in the election. America has not really valued the contributions of men in the past but when it needs men it's going all out to ensure to put strong men in power to keep the country safe.

Hillary didn’t have a chance, look at the map of states that voted for Trump, ridiculous numbers. The liberals used immigration in California to get people voting rights so they could vote for the liberals. In New York they indoctrinated their agenda, specific areas with large populations to get a monopoly, but thankfully we have the electoral college. You can see many hate liberalism, hate what's been happening. They are hungering for masculinity. When they aired that "Grab em by the ..cat." it had the reverse effect. Many thought, now this is a real man right here. He will restore things to where we can speak freely. If he can say it, so can the average citizen, he just re-wrote the rules. He's been known to call women fat pigs, rate them on a scale based on their weight. If you're fat you're ugly, if you are slim you are cute. Guess what? That's the new standard. He's made some good choices and it's funny how some people are crying their eyes out.

It's hilarious. With the liberals, no matter who you put in office it's not going to be one of their choices. Americans have said forget it, we are going to vote for masculinity. Tampon and pad adds at the superbowl, we're done with this crap also. Hillary locked herself in a room when she lost.

When liberals protest, throw them in jail, let them feel the baton, they are creating chaos & havoc, just having a riot. They need to be dealt with like the criminals that they are. If it was reversed and the Republicans were doing it and Hillary was in, it would be an emergency. You'd probably be hearing marshal law. But it's just these babies, they are free to roam across the streets with the police not doing much, just trying to keep them at bay. They are just using rubber bullets. You got to be kidding! Nonsense. They need to deal with these communists. I don’t think anyone is going to vote a liberal in for the next decade.
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