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Small Town Scandals and Censorship Committees
Posted:Oct 15, 2006 10:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2006 6:41 am
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Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.




This statement reminds me of an incident a few years back. West Virginia has it's share of Scandals.



The Rumor was that a local cop was having \bsexo?\b with an female. The cop brought in a Video to prove that the female was not . The Video recorded the cop and his buddy another local cop from a different town with a dancer from the Lady Luck. The film incoporated the Uniforms, Handcusps and the Song "Bad Boys" from the televison progam "Cops"

There was a public town meeting. The town council watched the video while the public watched the council watching the film.



Needless to say, despite the fact that the woman was of legal age, two cops were minus their jobs and thier wives were ticked.




Had I attended that council meeting, I would have been..............
ROFLMA$$O!!!!!!


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the joys of euphemisms and the S-Word
Posted:Oct 11, 2006 2:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2006 9:56 am
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ahhh! the joys of euphemisms
We are no longer allowed to say the S-Word.

$EX
Soooooooo.............. Are You Male or Female

We have to say Gender instead of the S-Word

If we say the actually S-Word for $ex it comes back as \bsexo?\b

Is the conclusion that Seniors can't endure that word
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\bsexo?\b \bsexo?\b \bsexo?\b \bsexo?\b

We are also not allowed to say the A FF-Word.
nor can we Say \bASS0?\inine

I wonder if they will let the /bAdult? FriendnFinder folks
say the S-Word for $ex

If I were to write the non-euphemism word for FiretrUCK- I wonder what it would come back as. I won't dare try
it because with my luck, my profile would be booted out for
being a uncouth person.


and I just gave them $$$$$$$$$

for a

SILVER

Personally, I think it is silly for SFF adults to have to
be monitored like a bunch of little nevertheless there HAS TO be a Balance between
prudes and the potty headed Seniors.

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Memories of Natural Childbirth and the birth of my oldest
Posted:Oct 10, 2006 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2006 9:59 pm
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Today is the birthday of my first born . The circumstances for bringing him into the world was not ideal. Sadly, his Biological Father chose to stay out of the picture. That was his loss. My is an extraordinary and amazing young man.

My grandmother confronted me with the suspicion that she though I was pregnant. I slammed the paper with positive pregnancy test result on the kitchen table. My grandmother started crying about how I would be scandalizing the family My father started laughing and commented "I don't care how my grand get here.
"
I really wanted a . My was to be Dana Leona. A girlfriend agreed to be a Lamaze Coach. There is a point in labor when Lamaze goes right out the window. I was screaming as we were going into the labor room. "Natural Childbirth, Huh!" The doctor commented. "Are you ready to catch this ." I pipped back to the doctor. I was in Labor telling Dana that I wanted her out Right Now! Nancy was telling me that all my energy went to my beautiful baby girl. I was only in labor for twenty minutes. Out Popped Joshua Daniel. I never wanted a girl anyway. I was blessed with two natural sons and a step-.

The lady in the bed next to me just had her eighth . She asked if I wanted to trade. "No Way," I told her. I learned alot from that woman about babies. She advised me to get a book called "The Womanly Art of Breast Feeding." They sent me home early because I was doing Yoga and Ballet Exercises.

Josh has been an interesting to raise. He has a Mensa Level IQ. He survived a bear attack and cracked jokes about it on National Television. He ran the Los Angeles Marathon at age sixteen and every year until he joined the Navy. He became a Nuclear Tech and they are considered the elites on the ship. He fell in love with a Georgia Peach and is planning a Las Vegas Wedding that includes a Helicopter. He took her to France and proposed to her on top of the Eiffel Tower. I told him that he could propose to her at Mickey D's and it would be precious. He advised me that he was only planning to do this once so he wanted the moment to be really special. I suspect he will be doing marriage a whole lot better than his Mum.

I will be doing my third marriage in Las Vegas with a pink caddy rolling down the aisle. I will get it right this time. My will get it right the first time. How did he get so smart.

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What was yoour last Kisser Like??????
Posted:Oct 8, 2006 1:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2006 10:03 am
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As we all know, there are many types of kisses. Here are some of them, who is the type that uses them and what they mean:
The French kiss - passion. Lasts for ever. Involves all parts of the mouth and excites the rest of the body. The point of this k
The overall kiss - Starts with the mouth, goes to the cheeks, the nose, the forehead and sometimes further
The woodpecker kiss - The name says it all. Very economic, quick and sometimes even irritating.
The polite kiss - Based on the woodpecker kiss but with more hesitation in it: should I kiss on the "given" cheek or s
The aunty kiss - Suction a part of someone's cheek into a foreign mouth while leaving some lipstick on it.
The closed eyes kiss - usually by very romantic people that like to fantasies. While they close the eyes, they get the opportuni
The opened eyes kiss - those people are always on a "watch". Got to be in control. Connected to reality. Can not and w
The sterilized kiss - people who kiss like that are to sterile for this "passion" act. For them, a kiss must be clean
Love maniacs. They will never limit their kiss to one specific part of the body. The locked lips kiss - Signalizing some kind of
The vacuum kiss - A passion kiss that might hurt. It is a kiss the kind of "arguing" with the partner - my place or yo
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No Dogs Allowed in 18 Wheelers. Hiss Hiss Boo!
Posted:Oct 2, 2006 7:55 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2006 4:24 pm
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A little over two years ago, I had plans to go to Truckdriving School. Ideally was to find a team driver with benefits.

I sprung Ferlin out of the Doggie Jail thinking that he would be a great companion over the road.

When I checked the different trucking companies. USA Express says no dogs on the truck. The other company SWIFT (Sure Wish I had a Fast Turtle) said Dogs allowed on the truck for a deposit. Ferlin would be worth it. However I ended up training at the Great Pumpkin Academy and they said "No dogs on the truck!" To heck with that, I'll sneak him on the truck if I have to but I am NOT driving an 18 Wheeler in a hurricane. As I was coming home, I noted that there was a Pumpkin Truck jack-knifed on the freeway. Thus FErlin became my beloved companion at home. My plans to go on the road were put on hold.

I did not suspect that I would hook up with a Texas Truckdriving Hottie who has a named Whisper. Now I will have a Truck Driving Trainer with Benefits and two dogs in the Truck. Love is grand and Life is suddenly good again............

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The California Stargazer and the Texas Rodeo Man
Posted:Oct 2, 2006 7:24 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2006 4:35 pm
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The Darlin calles me an Angel!

He is in for a big surprise when he hooks up with me. I'll have him riding on mechanical bulls at Clothing Optional Resorts.


We can't say the s-word on SFF blogs but he'll experience it plenty when we are on the road. They think Seniors don't Ha Ha Ha! First there was the rest, Now comes the Best.

Hopefully, he won't say anything to make Whisper and Ferlin blush when I grind the gears on his truck.


Love is Grand and Life is suddenly all right again....................
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One Yellow Plus A Dozen Red Roses From Texas Trucker
Posted:Sep 29, 2006 2:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2006 11:52 am
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Usually my birthdays pass by quietly but not this year. In fact, for the past few years - my little life has been quietly passing by.

However............ Since I started talking to MrGeneEnis - My little life has suddenly livened up.

This Morning I checked my post office box - birthday cards from my California g/f - My older (amazing)
and my Texas Trucker. There was also a CD from Louis Armstrong (and I think to myself what a wonderful world............. )


I walked over to the flower shop which is owned by a friend of mine. There were a dozen red roses with one yellow rose. A bag of chocolate kisses, a Stuffed Teddy Bear and a singing balloon.

I placed them all in the car and headed home for the hills. The Balloon kept bumping on the ceiling and started singing Happy Birthday. It suddenly flew out of the window and floated up the the sky still singing Happy Birthday. Ferlin the Mutt started barking at the balloon. I was laughing and praying that Gene did not pay a fortune for that singing balloon.

When I got home, I discovered that the Silly looking bear has batteries and sings too. If I eat all those chocolate kisses, I will get so fat that I would never fit into his truck. Nevertheless, I'll drop a few of them into my coffee and think of how sweet Gene is.............

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Usama bi Laden Dead ? - Not According to the Stars
Posted:Sep 25, 2006 3:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2006 4:50 pm
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The French Press leaked rumors that Osama bin Laden died of of typhoid or kidney disease in Pakistan in the latter part of August..

Neither Afghanistan or Pakistan officials can confirm the rumor of bin Laden's demise. US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice reports, "No comment, and no knowledge."

Thus The Horary Question is asked
Is the Rumor of Osama bin Laden's Death True
September 24, 2006
Greenbrier County, West Virginia
06:58:26 PM EDT
080W32'22 37N33'32


The Rising Sign is 26 Degrees Pisces
The Planetary Hour is Saturn
The Moon is 28 Degrees Libra

Saturn is at a critical degree of 20 Degrees Leo in the Sixth House Usama bin Laden has some serious health issues. Most likely there is something going on with his heart.

The 12th House Pisces North Node is on the Horizon keeping company with Uranus and Neptune. Secrets regarding sudden changes return
to the come home to roost but there are some who are deliberately clouding the information.

Osama bin Laden's Planetary Signifier can be either determined by the First House (Someone I don't know) or perhaps the Ten House (Leader of the Al Qaeda) Movement. Either way - The Planet is a Scorpio Jupiter in the Eight House (Death)


This is the Nature of the Rumor - For a Rumor to be true the players
in the chart need to be Angular and Not Fixed.

Jupiter is Succudent and Fixed. Thus far the chart does NOT support the Rumor that Usama bin Laden is dead.

The Planetary Signifer for his open enemies can be determined by the seventh House of Virgo. A Libra Mercury represents the Open enemies still in the seventh House keeping company with the Moon, Mars, and the Sun. His Open Enemies have a secret agenda. Mars is under the Sunbeam somebody has got a fire lit under butts to
spur them into action.


The Sun is also heating up a Virgo Venus
in the Sixth House which is keeping company with the South Node and the Leo Saturn with the critical degree.

Osama bin Laden may not dead but he definately is not within his comfort zone. The International Whack-A-Mole Mission and hiding out in caves does not bode well for him at all.

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My Ex-Nephew is Now In the SpiritWorld.............
Posted:Sep 24, 2006 11:58 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2006 10:16 pm
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Bobby Bo has crossed over in the Spirit World. He is Grumpy, my ex-husband's nephew thus technically we are no longer relations - except that Bobby Bo was a terrific human being with a beautiful spirit and old soul. He is the creator's gain as he enters the World of the Spirit (the Blue Road) but leaves a legacy for those who remain who on the Earth Walk (Red Road).

Grumpy who is not well prayed to the Creator to take him first and heal the nephew. My prayer is for Grumpy to be okay in the Spirit World when the times comes. It may very well be that the Nephew will extend the hand of welcome to the Uncle and they both will be just fine.

Godspeed, Bobby Bo - Say hello to Sister Cathy, Grandfathers Melvin and Anthony, Your Auntie Ester, Great Granny Minnie and Granny Pauline. You are very much loved in this world and beyond.
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Love, the Adult Conspiracy and Planet Saturn
Posted:Sep 24, 2006 11:33 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2014 1:36 am
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There are some advantages to being an Astrologer. Usually, I am doing Compatibility Charts, Venus Returns and Horary Love Charts for other folks. I haven't worried too much about my own until recently...............

Most women on the FF Sites get lots and lots of male responses but all too often not the kind we want. There are some men don't want to consummate a relationship beyond the webcam. Those are the major league commitment phobics. Others are willing to meet for a cup of coffee with the expectation of unsatisfactory quick on the trigger impersonal whoopee.


Personally, I've got better things to do with my time. Like make $$$$$$$ doing Venus Return Charts for someone else's love life. I would rather be on the Geocaching Trails alone with Ferlin the Mutt than playing the rotating bootie call game. My wish for Love was a reality for other people. I can be okay alone and buy my own coffee.

Than along came the Trucker.................

Flowers, Chocolate, a transmission that needed fixing, long telephone conversations., and pondering about a Las Vegas Wedding with a Pink Cadillac and Elvis. The Star Gazing Gal wants to know………………….

Is A Love Connection is on the Horizon.
September 18, 2006 Lewisburg, WV
0407 PM EDT
080W26'45 37N48'06


The Rising Sign is Cautious Capricorn - The Planetary Hour is Saturn This is the first indication of a Radical or Valid Chart. The Star is represented by Saturn - the Planetary Ruler of the First House. The Trucker is represented by the Planetary Ruler of the Seventh House. This is the Moon.

Saturn and the Moon both reside in the Seventh House of Marriage and Partnership. This looks like a major league Love Connection to me.


Why Saturn!!!!!


Lately, I have been working on charts where Saturn is a major player in the game of love. Saturn often gets a bad . Saturn is the one that everyone hisses and boos when he tells everyone to tone it down at the party. Saturn is Maturity and the Reality Check that tells folks that it's time to GROW UP and leave the Peter Pan's in Neverland! It time to take that blind faith leap into the Sea of the Adult Conspiracy. Maturity in Love can be a good thing. It's the reality check for the real thing.
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