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starwomyn 70 F
376  questions
New Member with a Weiner - 1/19/2011

This member is showing his wiener. Do you think we can put some mustard and sauerkraut on it. LOL79748masa...

12 response(s), 4 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
About Destiny's "Yesteryears Blind Date" - 1/15/2011

Who were these people really? Could they not get their own date? Were they to shy to ask?

Were you ever the blind date person?

Is it a blind date or really a mercy/pity date?

So many questions. Sure there were a few girls who I wanted to go out with, but because I thought they were so pretty and popular, I was afraid to ask them out in case they said "ugh, no ...

2 response(s), 2 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
Where will this end? - 1/15/2011

Jared Loughner's lawyers will most certainly try and use the insanity defense. I wonder with all the conclusions out there about his mental state if we will be getting another John Hinckley. He will be placed under institutional psychiatric care at taxpayer expense. What with today's life expectancy of 78 years we are looking at about 60 years of taking care of this clown. We have already ...

0 response(s), 2 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
New Senior Prayer - 1/13/2011

I do believe that I have found a new Senior Prayer.

Dear God

My prayer for this year is for a fat bank account and a slim body.

Please don't mix these up, like you did last year.

Amen

Anyone else praying for the same thing?

4 response(s), 9 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
Shoping List - 1/9/2011

I got a peek at Mrs Block's shopping list for my birthday present. It only had one thing on it, SUV, oh here I was wondering what color she had picked out and how new it was going to be. I mean I was like a little in a candy store. Well much to my surprise and disappointment I found out that SUV was her way of writing SOCKS, UNDERWEAR, and VIAGRA. I think she is trying to tell me something.

4 response(s), 6 votes
karinpepita 109 F
62  questions
TO MY 'SELECTED' STRANGE-MINDED FRIENDS c/p - 1/6/2011

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and ...

9 response(s), 16 votes
starwomyn 70 F
376  questions
How Did We Get So SENIOR?????? - 1/5/2011

I bought an Oldmobile in December. I remember when my Granddaddy had an Oldsmobile and thinking this is a great car for an OLD person.

Now I realize that I am my Granddaddy's Age and I am driving an OLDSmobile just like he is and thinking this is a great car for an OLD Girl like myself.

In fact, I am OLDER than my Granddaddy because he only lived to be 51. My Daddy lived to ...

4 response(s), 2 votes
starwomyn 70 F
376  questions
Drunk Driving on New Year's EVE! NOT!!!!!! - 1/5/2011

Music, parties, and drinking are all a big part of bringing in the New Year. Those of us who are 12 Steppers nickname it Amateur Night - When all the unexperience drinkers are out on the road. The Cops also are busy generating revenue for the various cities and counties.

My younger was working on New Year's Eve. He usually gets off work after midnight. He told me that he was ...

3 response(s), 1 vote
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
just do your job right - 1/4/2011

One of the things brought to the forefront during the recent snow storm that hit New York City was the poor job done to remove the snow. Dan Halloran, City Councilman is on record saying that the Sanitation Bosses ordered their drivers to snarl the blizzard clean up to protest budget cuts by keeping the plows higher than the roadway and skipping streets along their routes.

I wonder how ...

5 response(s), 6 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
Wink or a wave? - 1/4/2011

It appears that when a smilie wave is sent it turns out to be a wink. WELL, I just want you folks to know I am not winking at you, it is just a wave to say HI. Ok, so maybe some of you ladies it is a wink, you will just have to guess, but to you fellas it is a wave.

Does this wink thing happen to you when you send it as a wave of hello?

4 response(s), 4 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
HAPPY NEW YEAR - 1/1/2011

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. In simple words..... MAY 2011 BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!!

1 response(s), 4 votes
c3c5
63  questions
Any ideas to kick start the economy? - 12/31/2010

This has floating in me head for a bit.

"JUST HIRE SOMEONE"!

No. It isn't original. (What ideas are these days?) And I didn't hear it anywhere. Did do a search. Just requires those few simple words from everybody. Hopefully some employers will take heed.

Reading a newspaper article today about returning Vets cuing up.

So maybe add "CONSIDER A A VET".

...

12 response(s), 4 votes
starwomyn 70 F
376  questions
Black Eyed Pea, Collard Greens and Hog Jowls? for New Years - 12/30/2010

I will do whatever it takes to to bring LOVE, LUCK & PROSPERITY for TWENTY-ELEVEN !!!!so yesterday my boss mention that he had the Black-Eye Pea, Collard Greens and (hog jowls!) ready.

"Yuck! I'd feed them Hog Jowls to the Dog, " I told him. "You can buy Hog Jowls ...

2 response(s), 5 votes
c3c5
63  questions
2 the end! A C&P. Then two questions.Mine and a PS: - 12/30/2010

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OAT MEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 , 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND

A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED ...

3 response(s), 1 vote
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
Oh what a wonderful thing, a Congressman shutup - 12/27/2010

On December 18 2010 I saw a Congressman at a loss for words. It happened on the Huckabee t v show. Governor Huckabee was discussing the recent tax legislation with New York Congressman Anthony Weiner(D). Of course the Congressman was attempting to spin the normal Democrat spin about giving tax breaks to the "rich". The Congressman used the analogy of a construction worker working a lot of hours ...

3 response(s), 6 votes
starwomyn 70 F
376  questions
How Fast Can You Run an 8K? - 12/25/2010

I'll be doing a 5K Run on New Years so I'll have an idea how I will do on the 8K Run in March.

My and I were planning to do a St. Patrick's Half Marathon in Virginia Beach but Alas Registrations are closed so we are doing an 8K instead.

A 5K run is 3.1 Miles and an 8K is a little over 5 Miles. A Half Marathon is 12 Miles.

My registered us for the 8 K and I had a good ...

1 response(s), 5 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
MERRY CHRISTMAS - 12/24/2010

From Mrs Block and myself to all the great people here at SFF may each of you have the MERRIEST OF CHRISTMAS'S.

2 response(s), 4 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
Yoohoo where are you guys? - 12/22/2010

To FreshEmerald, Justbelle, Dome(rick), Dad(gauch), DanDee, Hap, HOS, Kassr, to all you looking in and not posting, and In my heart Canogawalt, I want to wish you a Very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Merry ChristmaHanukKwanza

3 response(s), 4 votes
littlerose22 73 F
1  question
why are there so few paying members in this site? - 12/21/2010

Interesting how difficult it is to connect personally with a person. I searched men looking for women in age bracket 67-80 and I have to wonder how interested these men are or how cheap they might be as out of the entire group there was only two paying members. I, of course, not having joined monetarily as yet am also unable to contact even the one gentleman who is a gold member. I wonder if ...

7 response(s), 5 votes
starwomyn 70 F
376  questions
your Least Favorite X-Mas Song - 12/18/2010

I hate the song

Let it Snow Let it Snow



Here is my version

The Weather outside is Frightful. Being stuck inside at work Not Delightful. I've always got someplace to Go. Melt that Snow! Melt That Snow!

8 response(s), 4 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
Do you hang up your Christmas stocking in hope Santa Claus will visit? - 12/17/2010

Santa Claus wasn't always the round, cheerful figure we know today. He was first pictured as a rather dignified person in long robes. That's because the idea of this gift-bringer is based on St. Nicholas, a real 4th century bishop. One of the stories about him is this: Hearing of a nobleman who had no money for his 's dowries, St. Nicholas rode by their house and tossed three bags of gold. One ...

8 response(s), 6 votes
karinpepita 109 F
62  questions
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE (no, not me, lol) - 12/17/2010

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of pantyhose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's ' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on ...

9 response(s), 7 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
Where do you hang your mistletoe? - 12/16/2010

Under the mistletoe wasn't always a place to be kissed. In Roman times, this white-berried plant was more a symbol of peace than romance. When people warring with each other met beneath a mistletoe-covered tree, they would throw down their weapons - at least temporarily. Later on, in England and Scandinavia the plant was hung over entryways; anyone passing under it was supposed to come in peace ...

4 response(s), 2 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
Dang, and I thought it was Wencles - 12/15/2010

Good King Wenceslaus, back in the 10th century, brought a feast to a poor family and started one of our most cherished Christmas traditions - sharing food with others. You probably know the story of this compassionate king from the popular Christmas carol: On a bitter cold winters night, Wenceslaus spied a peasant from his palace window. Moved by the sight of the poor man trying to find firewood, ...

2 response(s), 4 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
Are you decking your halls? - 12/14/2010

Decking the halls with boughs of holly (and other evergreens) did not start off as a Christmas ritual at all. Indeed, this custom goes back to a Roman festival honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. During this celebration, which was held around December 25, Romans would fill their homes with greens and give each other holly wreaths as symbols of friendship. In later years, the first Christians ...

4 response(s), 6 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
What to put in those stockings for grownups. - 12/13/2010

For the cook: a bunch of cinnamon sticks tied up with a bright red ribbon; packets of out-of-the-ordinary herbs and spices (like saffron or peppercorns); bouquet garni; cheese-cloth; a decorative kitchen timer; a nifty gadget or tool, a mushroom brush for example.

For the exercise fan: a pedometer; sweatband or wristbands; sports socks; muscle-soothing ointment; an exercise cassette; an ...

4 response(s), 5 votes
dinty3 79 M
116  questions
The first Christmas tree - 12/13/2010

The first Christmas tree, legend has it, was an evergreen that sprang from the center of an oak cut down by St. Boniface in Germany, in the 8th century. The oak was sacred to the pagan religion practiced then, and chopping it down symbolized that the old beliefs were no more. As the new tree reached up to the sky, St. Boniface told the crowd: " This... shall be your Holy tree. It is the sign of ...

2 response(s), 3 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
Straight up or down vote - 12/13/2010

As most have heard the Anointed one Obama came up with a deal on tax rates. Well if this thing is passed now with all the add-ons it turns into a Christmas tree. I wonder just why they can not have a straight up or down vote. The "problem" that they have is not a revenue problem as they preside over the largest pile of money in the world. They just mismanage it and then have the nerve to complain ...

5 response(s), 8 votes
bigblock 77 M
251  questions
Just news no question - 12/12/2010

Well here I sit waiting for it to get daylight so I can go move Mother Nature's latest installment of Global Warming. Hang on Mrs. Joe its headed towards your neck of the woods, get out those flannel jammie's with the feet in them as it is cold and getting colder. Wind gusts of over 60 miles per hour and temperature's around zero. We got around 6 inches of snow with blowing and drifting. I know ...

3 response(s), 5 votes
karinpepita 109 F
62  questions
GOING BACK 28 - 12/7/2010

My father and I left three days later, my mother chose not to accompany us, maybe if I had seen the plane before we were going to fly in I might have changed my mind too…It was a very bumpy ride, no sooner had we left the tarmac before I was sick, but my father was smarter this time and came prepared for inevitable. The trip to Cuzco took about six hours of a hellish ride, but finely we were ...

2 response(s), 5 votes