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For All   1/8/2018

I've never made a fortune, And I'll never make one now But it really doesn't matter 'Cause I'm happy anyhow. As I go along my journey I'm reaping better than I've sowed I&#


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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HA   1/5/2018

I rush around while everyone else waits on me. I can't find my tights. I can't find my boots. I try to brush my hair and put on make-up at the same time. Long story short, my first day at the


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THIS   1/2/2018

Another Christmas Story: <br><br> 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jer


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A Lim-Lick   12/30/2017

I once had a lady friend Rose, Double-jointed she was I suppose. <br><br> And I watched fascinated, As Rose masturbated; <br><br> Herself with the tip of her nose.


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A Lim-Lick   12/30/2017

I once had a lady friend named Rose, Double-jointed she was I suppose. <br><br> And I watched fascinated, As Rose masturbated; <br><br> Herself with the tip of her nose.


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Santa Letters   12/29/2017

Please, Do NOT share these with your GrandKids: <br><br> Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy - - Dear Billy, Nice spelling.


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Do Not Share with GrandKids   12/29/2017

Now that Christmas is d for this year, I can tell you that I've had access to most of Santa's mail. I found some of his replies to be nothing less than shocking, but please keep in mind that


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Bad Santa   12/28/2017

Christmas was abruptly cancelled today as three more elves and two reindeer came forward with allegations. ........................ Worst Santa Pickup Lines: "Hey, babe: when was the last time yo


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Bad Santa   12/28/2017

Have you heard these ........................ Worst Santa Pickup Lines: "Hey, babe: when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?" ... "Wanna see my 12-inch elf?" ... "I'


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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At Heaven's Gate   12/27/2017

A rich Lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter, who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of Attorney are you?" says St Peter. "Public Practice... no firm...leg


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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At Heaven's Gate   12/27/2017

A rich Lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter, who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of Attorney are you?" says St Peter. "Public Practice... no firm...leg


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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THIS   12/27/2017

Looking For the Perfect Woman ......................... Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they wou


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Oh No   12/27/2017

Looking For the Perfect Woman ......................... Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they wou


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Oh No   12/27/2017

Looking For the Perfect Woman ......................... Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they wou


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Ah Youth   12/26/2017

A couple of us local retired types from the Senior Center were asked to address a high school gathering put on by the PTA. As luck would have it, I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Youth   12/26/2017

A couple of us local retired types from the Senior Center were asked to address a high school gathering put on by the PTA. As luck would have it, I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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R-i-c-H   12/20/2017

The Jewish Princess finally returns home after a long absence. In she strolls with this tall black man wearing a live Meer-Cat on his shoulder, a Vulture head-dress, sport-ing a necklace of Ostrich


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Spell it O-U-T   12/19/2017

The Jewish Princess finally returns home after a long absence. In she strolls with this tall black man wearing a live Meer-Cat on his shoulder, a Vulture head-dress, sport-ing a necklace of Ostrich


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Old Farts   12/19/2017

They say that the way to mean's hearts Is good food from chicken soup to tarts A chocolate eclair Will stiffen him there, But too much will give him the farts


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Old Farts   12/19/2017

They say that the way to a man's hearts Is good food from chicken soup to tarts. A chocolate eclair Will stiffen him there, But too much will give him the farts


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Old Farts   12/19/2017

They say that the way to a man's hearts Is good food from soup to tarts. A chocolate eclair Will stiffen him there, But too much will give him the farts


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Old Farts   12/19/2017

They say that the way to a man's hearts Is good food from soup to tarts. A chocolate eclair Will stiffen him there, But too much will give him the farts


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Humm   12/18/2017

There was a young man named Macgruder, Who had a fair lass and he woo'ed her. She thought it lewd, To be woo'ed in the nude, But Macgruder was shrewder and screwed her. <br><br>


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Not Nice   12/18/2017

There once was a man named Ron Rice Whose privates were ravaged by lice He scrubbed and he scratched, But still more were hatched If you've had it, you know it ain't nice.


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Another 1   12/17/2017

There once was a man named Ron Rice Whose privates were ravaged by lice. He scrubbed and he scratched, But still more were hatched. If you've had 'em, you know it ain't nice.


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HuH   12/17/2017

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My**** is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel.” Her


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Over What   12/17/2017

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My puss is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel.” He


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Lim-Lick   12/16/2017

There was a young student called Jones, Who'd reduce any maiden to moans, By his wonderful knowledge, Acquired in college, Of nineteen erogenous zones.


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Santa's dilemma   12/16/2017

It's the fine little blonds turn and she settles onto Santa's lap. Takes a few minutes for old Santa to say, 'OK young lady...what do you want for Christmas.' Looking right in Santa&#


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Wishing   12/16/2017

An illegal Mexican immigrant, a Black Lives Matter NFL, a Muslim and a Redneck (never voted against the Republican Party) were walking together on a beach when the NFL player stumbled over a bottle in


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
91  Articles
A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Oh Sally   12/12/2017

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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O - Sally   12/12/2017

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sall


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Player   12/11/2017

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women.


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2 Hours   12/9/2017

What I got my Wife for Her Birthday: There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can affor


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Just 2 hours   12/9/2017

Wife's Big Birthday: <br><br> There's a fellow talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Be Safe   12/5/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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Go Figure   12/5/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Think about it   12/1/2017

What deep thinkers men are... <br><br> I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep t


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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U tell me   12/1/2017

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walke


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Think about it   11/30/2017

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walk


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Think about it   11/30/2017

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walke


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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untitled   11/29/2017

wilted lillies show up in his blue garden both boys and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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untitled   11/28/2017

wilted lillies show up in his blue garden both boys and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Be Careful / Don't Over do it   11/28/2017

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no to


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Do Not Over do it   11/28/2017

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no to


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Kids!!   11/27/2017

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want children and the doctor jus


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Kids!!   11/27/2017

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want children and the doctor jus


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Kids!   11/27/2017

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want children and the doctor jus


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Opps   11/26/2017

Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life hell. I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one


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Sad to say   11/26/2017

Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life hell. I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one


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MisUnderstood   11/25/2017

<br><br> . .. On Friday nights, I drove my wife to the train station so she could visit her sick sister. A few minutes later, my sister arrived by train to help me with the house and kids


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Parents   11/24/2017

As my wife and I were leaving for a night out on the town, our babysitter told us, "Take as long as you want!" That was five years ago. I hope she enjoys parenting! .........................


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What   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, mos


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This   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, mos


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VBFs   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, mos


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Something to consider   11/14/2017

Minerals: A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be? One boy said, "I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Cor


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Wealth   11/14/2017

Minerals: A science teacher at an all boys school asked her students: "Children, if you could own only one mineral, what would it be?" One boy said, "I would choose gold. It’s worth


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Bigens   10/20/2017

A Church Story: A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Mae, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the


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Info   9/27/2017

Insurance Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith


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The Few   9/27/2017

The Marine Corp started a new program to bring new recruits quickly up to speed on all of their government benefits. Insurance Specialist Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to a


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God Bless TX *&*   9/9/2017

The 'Cajun Navy' - No Metrosexuals and/or Snowflakes here!: Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless pickups and SUVs from across the South are headed for Houston. Almost all o


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3   9/2/2017

An Arkansas Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-


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3   9/2/2017

An Arkansas Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-


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Trips   9/1/2017

An Special Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, <br><br> Bobby Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery and since


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4out Northen Folk   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Any Lenas out there   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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4 out Northen Folk   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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3 or 4 Off the Wall   7/31/2017

I was walking down the road when I saw an Arab looking dude standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" ==============================


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Oldie with newer take   7/29/2017

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns t


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The Italian Honeymoon   7/9/2017

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his old friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Lu


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Two shots   6/29/2017

Two glasses of Whiskey:

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two shot glasses of good whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the b


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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JUST THIS   6/26/2017

Plz don't tell me Ha - Do & Done

A case of hit & run is that what U want is that what UR into



Or



would U rather swing on a star be better off than


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Bear Removal   6/25/2017

The Bear Remover:

The Bear Remover: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the num


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Bear Removal   6/25/2017

The Bear Remover: A man out in the hills of Northern Colorado wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's one ad for 'Bear Removers.' He c


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Cut It   6/24/2017

After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country. "It was difficult at first, " the man replied, "but it's a lot bette


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Damn I'm getting old   6/21/2017

The Clothesline - A poem: A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. - - It also was a friendly link, For neighbor


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Damn I'm getting old   6/21/2017

The Clothesline: A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. - - It also was a friendly link, For neighbors always


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An Up Date   6/17/2017

There are important questions that need to be answered about this recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they 'identify'


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Parrots - go figure   6/8/2017

A lady, the priest, and parrots! A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the pr


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Honorary Degrees   6/1/2017

......... A rich man walks into the Dean's Office at a small college. "I'd like to donate several million dollars to the institution." "Why, that's very generous of you." "But there is one condition:


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READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to fi


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READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to fi


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Long Italian Funeral   6/24/2016

ITALIAN FUNERAL A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by


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With us still   6/13/2016

By the grace of God, she's given the authority, to wield abstract swords of sunlight, and drive away the darkness of the night.



She has inspired us all at some point in


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MEMORIES OF ASG - in honor of her passing   8/31/2015

The good time we shared The great trips we made People we met along the way Days and nights of laughter and mirth .

Poems we conspired together to write The ones w


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