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Something to consider   11/14/2017

Minerals: A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be? One boy said, "I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Cor


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Wealth   11/14/2017

Minerals: A science teacher at an all boys school asked her students: "Children, if you could own only one mineral, what would it be?" One boy said, "I would choose gold. It’s worth


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Bigens   10/20/2017

A Church Story: A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Mae, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the


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Info   9/27/2017

Insurance Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith


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The Few   9/27/2017

The Marine Corp started a new program to bring new recruits quickly up to speed on all of their government benefits. Insurance Specialist Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to a


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God Bless TX *&*   9/9/2017

The 'Cajun Navy' - No Metrosexuals and/or Snowflakes here!: Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless pickups and SUVs from across the South are headed for Houston. Almost all o


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3   9/2/2017

An Arkansas Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-


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3   9/2/2017

An Arkansas Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-


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Trips   9/1/2017

An Special Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, <br><br> Bobby Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery and since


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4out Northen Folk   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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Any Lenas out there   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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4 out Northen Folk   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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3 or 4 Off the Wall   7/31/2017

I was walking down the road when I saw an Arab looking dude standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" ==============================


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Oldie with newer take   7/29/2017

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns t


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The Italian Honeymoon   7/9/2017

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his old friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Lu


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Two shots   6/29/2017

Two glasses of Whiskey:

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two shot glasses of good whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the b


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JUST THIS   6/26/2017

Plz don't tell me Ha - Do & Done

A case of hit & run is that what U want is that what UR into



Or



would U rather swing on a star be better off than


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Bear Removal   6/25/2017

The Bear Remover:

The Bear Remover: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the num


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Bear Removal   6/25/2017

The Bear Remover: A man out in the hills of Northern Colorado wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's one ad for 'Bear Removers.' He c


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Cut It   6/24/2017

After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country. "It was difficult at first, " the man replied, "but it's a lot bette


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Damn I'm getting old   6/21/2017

The Clothesline - A poem: A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. - - It also was a friendly link, For neighbor


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Damn I'm getting old   6/21/2017

The Clothesline: A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. - - It also was a friendly link, For neighbors always


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An Up Date   6/17/2017

There are important questions that need to be answered about this recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they 'identify'


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Parrots - go figure   6/8/2017

A lady, the priest, and parrots! A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the pr


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Honorary Degrees   6/1/2017

......... A rich man walks into the Dean's Office at a small college. "I'd like to donate several million dollars to the institution." "Why, that's very generous of you." "But there is one condition:


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READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to fi


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READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to fi


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Long Italian Funeral   6/24/2016

ITALIAN FUNERAL A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by


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With us still   6/13/2016

By the grace of God, she's given the authority, to wield abstract swords of sunlight, and drive away the darkness of the night.



She has inspired us all at some point in


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MEMORIES OF ASG - in honor of her passing   8/31/2015

The good time we shared The great trips we made People we met along the way Days and nights of laughter and mirth .

Poems we conspired together to write The ones w


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